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Bobby Brown
@stateave.bsky.social
· Jan 6
Starting a tribute band called Bob Cigar & the Silver Bullet Band. But it’s just me ripping cigs & beers in the garage, occasionally groaning “Katmandu” followed by mumbled gibberish until I pass out.
If I were Mike McDaniel, I would’ve put the most unhinged Player Prop Parlay in for this game.
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If I were Mike McDaniel, I would’ve put the most unhinged Player Prop Parlay in for this game.
Does a Bear shit itself in the red zone?
You bet.
You bet.
December 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Does a Bear shit itself in the red zone?
You bet.
You bet.
Utterly unacceptable for Texas A&M to rock “Mo Bamba”. You’d think the Aggies would be more aware of stolen valor. Revoking all Horns Down privileges for the remainder of the season.
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Utterly unacceptable for Texas A&M to rock “Mo Bamba”. You’d think the Aggies would be more aware of stolen valor. Revoking all Horns Down privileges for the remainder of the season.
I’m no college football expert. But Miami is not going to win this game if Malachi Toney has the same amount of snaps under center as Carson Beck.
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I’m no college football expert. But Miami is not going to win this game if Malachi Toney has the same amount of snaps under center as Carson Beck.
Manny Diaz on behalf of all Miami Hurricanes fans, you are forgiven. #CFP
Also, I will never besmirch the name Christian Laettner ever again.
Also, I will never besmirch the name Christian Laettner ever again.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Manny Diaz on behalf of all Miami Hurricanes fans, you are forgiven. #CFP
Also, I will never besmirch the name Christian Laettner ever again.
Also, I will never besmirch the name Christian Laettner ever again.
Just realized that Manny Diaz reached an ACC title game before Mario Cristobal.
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just realized that Manny Diaz reached an ACC title game before Mario Cristobal.
Who can I give my money to for a Cardi B simulcast of Patriots games?
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Who can I give my money to for a Cardi B simulcast of Patriots games?
One day I hope to love something as much as Gordon Lightfoot loved making music about railroads.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One day I hope to love something as much as Gordon Lightfoot loved making music about railroads.
Dick Cheney died just in time to roll over in his grave after NYC elects a Muslim Mayor.
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dick Cheney died just in time to roll over in his grave after NYC elects a Muslim Mayor.
Josh McDaniels hates Trayvon Henderson with the fury of a thousand Belichick’s.
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Josh McDaniels hates Trayvon Henderson with the fury of a thousand Belichick’s.
Carson Beck & Shane Bieber
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Carson Beck & Shane Bieber
Somebody ask @joeposnanski.com if the benches have ever been cleared in a World Series Game 7?
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Somebody ask @joeposnanski.com if the benches have ever been cleared in a World Series Game 7?
Derek Jeter nailed it in the pre game when he predicted that Bichette would be a problem for the Dodgers when they pitched around Vladdy.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Derek Jeter nailed it in the pre game when he predicted that Bichette would be a problem for the Dodgers when they pitched around Vladdy.
Fuck YouTubeTV and ESPN for taking a wrecking ball to my beloved Saturdays.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Fuck YouTubeTV and ESPN for taking a wrecking ball to my beloved Saturdays.
The Dolphins are a deeply unserious football team.
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The Dolphins are a deeply unserious football team.
More like Blake Snail, ammirite?
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
More like Blake Snail, ammirite?
Ladd McConkey sounds like a name made up by my best friend in 6th grade.
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Ladd McConkey sounds like a name made up by my best friend in 6th grade.
If you formed a Mega Team out of the Brewers, Mariners and Blue Jays, I genuinely don’t believe that team could beat this Dodgers squad.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If you formed a Mega Team out of the Brewers, Mariners and Blue Jays, I genuinely don’t believe that team could beat this Dodgers squad.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
Shame on you MLB for allowing this to happen.
Swinging at the first pitch tonight in honor of Red Sox Legend, Mike Greenwell. RIP Gator.
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Swinging at the first pitch tonight in honor of Red Sox Legend, Mike Greenwell. RIP Gator.
I wish I had more Bills fans in my life. The 7am “Good Morning, have a blessed day text” to them is wonderfully gratifying.
Namaste.
Namaste.
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I wish I had more Bills fans in my life. The 7am “Good Morning, have a blessed day text” to them is wonderfully gratifying.
Namaste.
Namaste.
Red Sox pitcher, Connelly Early
October 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Red Sox pitcher, Connelly Early
The violent swing I’ve had from “this Red Sox team is deep and built for an October run” to “this lineup has no thugs, we’re frauds, it’s over” in the past 48 hours is truly insane.
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The violent swing I’ve had from “this Red Sox team is deep and built for an October run” to “this lineup has no thugs, we’re frauds, it’s over” in the past 48 hours is truly insane.
We are going to break the sportswriters of America on October 24th when the Springsteen movie and World Series open on the same day.
September 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We are going to break the sportswriters of America on October 24th when the Springsteen movie and World Series open on the same day.