Stately MC
@statelymc.bsky.social
Woke always wins in the end
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Woke always wins in the end
The first time Donald Trump was ever mentioned in a national newspaper was in 1973, when he made the news for refusing to rent to black people. America knew who Donald Trump was before most of America was even born.
February 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The first time Donald Trump was ever mentioned in a national newspaper was in 1973, when he made the news for refusing to rent to black people. America knew who Donald Trump was before most of America was even born.
Is she completely ruling out real AND stupid? Cuz there's a lot of that going around.
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Is she completely ruling out real AND stupid? Cuz there's a lot of that going around.
I cannot describe how much that reassures me or fails to do so.
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I cannot describe how much that reassures me or fails to do so.
Not sure why the athletes weren't booing him. They're American. They know what's up.
February 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Not sure why the athletes weren't booing him. They're American. They know what's up.
TDS!
TDS!
TDS!
Get a new shtick already.
TDS!
TDS!
Get a new shtick already.
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
TDS!
TDS!
TDS!
Get a new shtick already.
TDS!
TDS!
Get a new shtick already.
Translation:
I don't know how to tell the difference between what's real and what's not, but I'm filled with hate, so I hurl repetitive and unconvincing insults at people whose intellect threatens me, which is pretty much everybody.
I don't know how to tell the difference between what's real and what's not, but I'm filled with hate, so I hurl repetitive and unconvincing insults at people whose intellect threatens me, which is pretty much everybody.
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Translation:
I don't know how to tell the difference between what's real and what's not, but I'm filled with hate, so I hurl repetitive and unconvincing insults at people whose intellect threatens me, which is pretty much everybody.
I don't know how to tell the difference between what's real and what's not, but I'm filled with hate, so I hurl repetitive and unconvincing insults at people whose intellect threatens me, which is pretty much everybody.
I think you should probably say 'TDS' more often, just to make sure people know who you are.
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I think you should probably say 'TDS' more often, just to make sure people know who you are.
You're like 0 for 450 on the TDS so far this year and well on track to prolong your tenure as the wrongest person on the internet for another year.
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You're like 0 for 450 on the TDS so far this year and well on track to prolong your tenure as the wrongest person on the internet for another year.
But Magda makes a great strudel.
February 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
But Magda makes a great strudel.
I never would have guessed their slogan was actually a how-to
February 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I never would have guessed their slogan was actually a how-to
I always knew there was something fishy about that Noreply dude.
February 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I always knew there was something fishy about that Noreply dude.