Make sure you have arrangements in place with ASCAP, BMI, and UMG.

Hire some folks who can build filters, and don't forget "stitch" and "duet" features.

We're gonna smash the patriarchy. Wanna come?

I strongly suspect the only thing that will bring about change is violence.

She didn't win because over 18 million privileged white performative lefties decided to "teach the DNC a lesson" because of Palestine. 18mil voters stayed home because of Palestine

"Smoked Turkey" was the name of my Greg Kihn cover band in '93

He won't come for you. You're white.

This makes think of the line from that episode of Seinfeld.

"And by the way... they're real, and spectacular."

Every. Fucking. Day of the next four years should be spent reminding Merrick FUCKING Garland how goddamn USELESS he is.

Killing me

Oh, I'm drinking water like a fiend these days. I have replaced soft drinks with sparkling water and I drink the hell out of it.

I am so desperately infatuated with you.

I have developed a bad habit for snacking when I'm bored or when I'm working/gaming on my computer, even when I'm not hungry. I managed to break my soda habit last year, switching sodas for sparkling water, but now I have to train myself to not eat when I'm not hungry.

*simping respectfully*

Stealing the hell out of this