Remember that scene in 30 Days of Night? You know the one I’m talking about. It’s like that.

Capitalism screws over musicians again-surprising no one. Whole industry has been pivoting to DJs on tour instead of bands for the last 20 years because it’s cheaper to promote one person rather than a band. We should be anything but shocked that Green is opting for pizza shops. We might try that. 🤣

Next episode: Greenland Invasion part 2: Despotic Boogaloo

As soon as we fight back, the military will step in and that’ll be it for the “revolution.” But I suppose it’s better than living under a fascist boot heel