You're braver than I. The thought of having to poop in space mortifies me.

Hooning is a part of my religion. This sign has no power here.

Positive earth can get stuffed, but I like the archaic whimsy to some of these old terms.

Is that one of those quick charge naps?

Strongbad! Excellent shirt, A+

Yo, if they got anything in the scratch and dent aisle, let me know. I'm not picky, and chocolate covered bacon with a mild current running through it would be an upgrade for me at this point.

I'm here for puffalumps, and puffalumps accessories.

Please find enclosed a picture of my cat. He hopes your intrusive thoughts lead to tacos, not destruction.

I, too, own a '97 M-Edition!

It wouldn't be a problem if he switched to the kind of clubs with tiny nubs just so his irons aren't always flying off the back swing.

Stuff glued to the steering wheel never fails to baffle me. You're going to get into a crash, your airbag is going to punch you in the face at 200mph, and you just gave it brass knuckles. I know, realistically, the pad is going to split and not fly right into your face, but why risk it?

I, too, believe this is fixable. I, too, will be haunted by this image like the ravages of war.

Heaven. Pure heaven.

I was the only iron barrel on the ride, cos someone's gotta have an appreciation for the classics.

Man, I don't even like fridges that dispense water and ice. This is a few steps too far.

Turquoise tile with the back and white floor goes INCREDIBLY hard.