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they them. massive dork going through an awkward phase possibly induced by an alien symbiote
I know a gay karaoke bar where Freak On A Leash still retains its visceral power to shock and frighten
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I know a gay karaoke bar where Freak On A Leash still retains its visceral power to shock and frighten
NYC is primed for Barbour jacket backlash. It must be swift and uncompromising. The j crew guy has been quietly copy-pasted everywhere in lower Manhattan, while everyone has been clowning on the dangly earring boys for like, a year.
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
NYC is primed for Barbour jacket backlash. It must be swift and uncompromising. The j crew guy has been quietly copy-pasted everywhere in lower Manhattan, while everyone has been clowning on the dangly earring boys for like, a year.
Most self-aware WSJ opinion piece
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Most self-aware WSJ opinion piece
shittiest part of man mode is getting respect from people who’d point and laugh if they saw you wearing your real clothes.
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
shittiest part of man mode is getting respect from people who’d point and laugh if they saw you wearing your real clothes.
Do not dismiss thy AGP as merely kink. Rage, Rage against the Dying of the Twink.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Do not dismiss thy AGP as merely kink. Rage, Rage against the Dying of the Twink.
Dare I say airport cafe jazz playlists have gotten way better since I was younger? Or am I just getting cornier…
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Dare I say airport cafe jazz playlists have gotten way better since I was younger? Or am I just getting cornier…
In the eventual biopic about my life I want to be played by Doug Jones in a suit. Matter of fact just do Abe Sapien again. I stg that limpwristed mf gave me gender euphoria when I was 15
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In the eventual biopic about my life I want to be played by Doug Jones in a suit. Matter of fact just do Abe Sapien again. I stg that limpwristed mf gave me gender euphoria when I was 15
I identify as an attack ROFLcopter
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I identify as an attack ROFLcopter
when you barely even exchanged pleasantries and the uber driver switches from rap to diva pop 😔💅 and here I thought I was giving trade…
October 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
when you barely even exchanged pleasantries and the uber driver switches from rap to diva pop 😔💅 and here I thought I was giving trade…
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🧵: everyone wants to say that canada is better than america re: trans rights, etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
September 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🧵: everyone wants to say that canada is better than america re: trans rights, etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
this morning, québec news outlets reported that the government of québec will ban anyone in the public sector from using inclusive french language. ex: iel (they), toustes (all), etc.
I probably encountered a future soulmate in the twink caravan that traipsed like so many effeminate Weedians from the Jefferson stop to the Eris/Okta set back in 2022, but they didn’t recognize me as one of their own because at the time I had sprouted a beard of sorrow. Never let yourself go.
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I probably encountered a future soulmate in the twink caravan that traipsed like so many effeminate Weedians from the Jefferson stop to the Eris/Okta set back in 2022, but they didn’t recognize me as one of their own because at the time I had sprouted a beard of sorrow. Never let yourself go.
got pretty close to the back of a crust punk’s ear yesterday at @superb-fruit-dove.bsky.social ‘s acupressure class. AMA
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
got pretty close to the back of a crust punk’s ear yesterday at @superb-fruit-dove.bsky.social ‘s acupressure class. AMA
waded thru stopped traffic on the Manhattan Bridge in my cute heels at 3am last night. While Nonbinary. @mbbischoff.com scampering ahead in an evening gown tethered my ass to reality. we must have been a spectacle for the captive motorists watching us illuminated by the cold wash of headlights.
September 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
waded thru stopped traffic on the Manhattan Bridge in my cute heels at 3am last night. While Nonbinary. @mbbischoff.com scampering ahead in an evening gown tethered my ass to reality. we must have been a spectacle for the captive motorists watching us illuminated by the cold wash of headlights.
mods are asleep, post teal lego mecha
September 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
mods are asleep, post teal lego mecha
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when you visit someone's profile there should be a tab that lets you see their feed the way they see it, so you can know better what kind of brain damage they are doing to themselves.
September 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
when you visit someone's profile there should be a tab that lets you see their feed the way they see it, so you can know better what kind of brain damage they are doing to themselves.
the funniest bad taxidermy I’ve ever seen was at the ticket office for Busa Lake in Ecuador. I don’t even know what animal this was originally
August 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
the funniest bad taxidermy I’ve ever seen was at the ticket office for Busa Lake in Ecuador. I don’t even know what animal this was originally
I'm pretty sure they played Serena-Maneesh at Singer's last night (earsplitting volume). I'm seeing trade walk by in Dying Fetus and Deftones shirts. Someone passed around poppers at our table and Chi Ossé just materialized. What in the everloving fuck is happening in New York City
August 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm pretty sure they played Serena-Maneesh at Singer's last night (earsplitting volume). I'm seeing trade walk by in Dying Fetus and Deftones shirts. Someone passed around poppers at our table and Chi Ossé just materialized. What in the everloving fuck is happening in New York City
my most pick-me tendency is that I do appreciate yonic art, I don’t care that it’s second wave, the Dinner Party’s the best part of the Brooklyn Museum, it was sick when Meredith Graves put her own menstrual blood in her vinyl pressings, and pictures of fruit that look like vulvas are… fine I guess.
August 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
my most pick-me tendency is that I do appreciate yonic art, I don’t care that it’s second wave, the Dinner Party’s the best part of the Brooklyn Museum, it was sick when Meredith Graves put her own menstrual blood in her vinyl pressings, and pictures of fruit that look like vulvas are… fine I guess.
“he probably identifies as nonbinary,” he sneered, unaware that, rather than insulting the target of his derision, he had merely gendered them correctly
August 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“he probably identifies as nonbinary,” he sneered, unaware that, rather than insulting the target of his derision, he had merely gendered them correctly
I fell off my bike today because I was carrying an iced coffee in one hand 🥴 the coffee survived and I got right back up and finished the trip with it, because I am Insane, which allows me to get different results when I do the same thing over and over.
August 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I fell off my bike today because I was carrying an iced coffee in one hand 🥴 the coffee survived and I got right back up and finished the trip with it, because I am Insane, which allows me to get different results when I do the same thing over and over.
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MONTRÉAL CUTIES!
are you in a band? do you play music? i'm available to take photos!!! if you want to support a queer freak and get dreamy portraits of your performance hmu.
💌 [email protected]
📷 instagram.com/shvdder.bvg
are you in a band? do you play music? i'm available to take photos!!! if you want to support a queer freak and get dreamy portraits of your performance hmu.
💌 [email protected]
📷 instagram.com/shvdder.bvg
August 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
MONTRÉAL CUTIES!
are you in a band? do you play music? i'm available to take photos!!! if you want to support a queer freak and get dreamy portraits of your performance hmu.
💌 [email protected]
📷 instagram.com/shvdder.bvg
are you in a band? do you play music? i'm available to take photos!!! if you want to support a queer freak and get dreamy portraits of your performance hmu.
💌 [email protected]
📷 instagram.com/shvdder.bvg
You’re in his DMs, I’m in Hochelaga with him at the LGBT gentle yoga class. We are fucking the same guy.
August 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You’re in his DMs, I’m in Hochelaga with him at the LGBT gentle yoga class. We are fucking the same guy.
took the training wheels off today and just started drinking the cold brew straight from the gallon jug. The glass is just a middle-man for people who want to monitor their intake (cowards)
July 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
took the training wheels off today and just started drinking the cold brew straight from the gallon jug. The glass is just a middle-man for people who want to monitor their intake (cowards)
funniest place anyone has tried to cruise me was the 2nd floor of Michaels in downtown Brooklyn. Mid-day.
July 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
funniest place anyone has tried to cruise me was the 2nd floor of Michaels in downtown Brooklyn. Mid-day.
got madame’d at the park yesterday ^_^
July 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got madame’d at the park yesterday ^_^