I have never impulsively said anything like thay before in my life

I USUALLY SAY IT WITH INTENT

I turned around on my stool and that was the end of that dear god

Forgot to mention its a hard shell case for extra oomph

I didnt even close it that hard. The tip also held up

Br⁰⁰tal

Ok so we are apparently the exact same person to the point that another coworker pointed it out to us

Another guy was in and told me how much he and his wife loved talking to me 😭

I hate that i couldn't handle the stress and the pressure. I hate that my mental health has always been so tenuous

Fuck man i am gonna miss this

I seriously had people become really sad

One lady was on the phone with her husband when she was talking to me and he was like, wait, what? Dukes leaving???

🥺

Hey quick question: how do people fuck celebrities

DO I SLIDE IN HIS DMS, LIKE

I know this man fucks I KNOW IT AND I WANT IT TO BE ME

Who the actual fuck was that

FIRST DAY WAS SO GOOD

My coworkers are great and amazing and this one guy has like almost the exact same taste in media as i do it was BAFFLING