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49,000 miles per hour
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
49,000 miles per hour
<div class="stupid motherfuckers">I don't know</div>
February 14, 2026 at 6:02 PM
<div class="stupid motherfuckers">I don't know</div>
if gangrene were upright
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
if gangrene were upright
love the earrings
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
love the earrings
balloons today, piñatas tomorrow
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
balloons today, piñatas tomorrow
I have full faith in a reality TV "star" solving the problem above El Paso.
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I have full faith in a reality TV "star" solving the problem above El Paso.
China is also going to ban clamato and poutine.
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
China is also going to ban clamato and poutine.
can't wait for the self-driving moon city
February 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
can't wait for the self-driving moon city
so you're saying there's a chance?
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
so you're saying there's a chance?
don't panic and carry a towel
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
don't panic and carry a towel
how is this fucker still alive
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
how is this fucker still alive
awww .. violet beauregarde's and oompa loompa number two's kid is soooo cute
February 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
awww .. violet beauregarde's and oompa loompa number two's kid is soooo cute
1000% discounts don't pay for themselves
February 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
1000% discounts don't pay for themselves
dude is ready for the ski jump
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
dude is ready for the ski jump
sadly racism is his best feature
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
sadly racism is his best feature
staffers are weekending in bernie the orange troll
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
staffers are weekending in bernie the orange troll
If your pizza looked like this wouldn't you close your doors?
February 6, 2026 at 3:39 AM
If your pizza looked like this wouldn't you close your doors?
what is wrong with you people?
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
what is wrong with you people?
unfortunately the truth doesn't hurt the vile maga or christian nationalist nutjobs
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
unfortunately the truth doesn't hurt the vile maga or christian nationalist nutjobs
if you can't trust a former ballerina to keep shit out of your milk, who can you trust
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
if you can't trust a former ballerina to keep shit out of your milk, who can you trust
diapers don't change themselves
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
diapers don't change themselves
why ask these stupid fucking questions!
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
why ask these stupid fucking questions!
Kayleigh's mom sees dead people.
February 2, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Kayleigh's mom sees dead people.