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Forgor to post this last night but here's my stage 3 picks. We don't need to talk about how stage 2 went LMAO
I'm already 2 down here because like an idiot I picked Imperial 0-3 twice in a row. Watch them win the fuckin' Major somehow
I'm already 2 down here because like an idiot I picked Imperial 0-3 twice in a row. Watch them win the fuckin' Major somehow
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Forgor to post this last night but here's my stage 3 picks. We don't need to talk about how stage 2 went LMAO
I'm already 2 down here because like an idiot I picked Imperial 0-3 twice in a row. Watch them win the fuckin' Major somehow
I'm already 2 down here because like an idiot I picked Imperial 0-3 twice in a row. Watch them win the fuckin' Major somehow
You had the best looking car in the championship since the 206 (the older Imprezas were nicer than the new ones, and we're also two years away from the utter war crime of a hatchback) and this is what you do with it? Piss in a cup, we have tests we need to run
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You had the best looking car in the championship since the 206 (the older Imprezas were nicer than the new ones, and we're also two years away from the utter war crime of a hatchback) and this is what you do with it? Piss in a cup, we have tests we need to run
Nearly had the 5 there last stage but not quite. I have a bit more confidence in stage 2, although going both Aurora / NaVi for 3-0 is probably risky, and there really isn't a clear second 0-3
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Nearly had the 5 there last stage but not quite. I have a bit more confidence in stage 2, although going both Aurora / NaVi for 3-0 is probably risky, and there really isn't a clear second 0-3
Forgot to post 'em yesterday but as the Major is on it's pickems time again
Once again though, the first stage now is a crapshoot and I'm honestly thinking Valve probably just shouldn't ask for picks for it. Obv they'd never, for various reasons, but BO1s like these may as well be a lottery
Once again though, the first stage now is a crapshoot and I'm honestly thinking Valve probably just shouldn't ask for picks for it. Obv they'd never, for various reasons, but BO1s like these may as well be a lottery
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Forgot to post 'em yesterday but as the Major is on it's pickems time again
Once again though, the first stage now is a crapshoot and I'm honestly thinking Valve probably just shouldn't ask for picks for it. Obv they'd never, for various reasons, but BO1s like these may as well be a lottery
Once again though, the first stage now is a crapshoot and I'm honestly thinking Valve probably just shouldn't ask for picks for it. Obv they'd never, for various reasons, but BO1s like these may as well be a lottery
I don't know what it is about these stages but Mexico in this game somehow keeps bringing out my most stylish driving
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't know what it is about these stages but Mexico in this game somehow keeps bringing out my most stylish driving
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November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Some switch shit at Fake Pier 7
Really hope the replay editor gets up to par with previous games soon. Even better if it'd be on par with Session's because its is easily the best in any skating game (if not any game outright) and really should be the new benchmark
Really hope the replay editor gets up to par with previous games soon. Even better if it'd be on par with Session's because its is easily the best in any skating game (if not any game outright) and really should be the new benchmark
October 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Some switch shit at Fake Pier 7
Really hope the replay editor gets up to par with previous games soon. Even better if it'd be on par with Session's because its is easily the best in any skating game (if not any game outright) and really should be the new benchmark
Really hope the replay editor gets up to par with previous games soon. Even better if it'd be on par with Session's because its is easily the best in any skating game (if not any game outright) and really should be the new benchmark
And here's some of the R35 that took me through the last stages and endgame. Went for a more sparse visual that looked a little menacing, I think I got that
September 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
And here's some of the R35 that took me through the last stages and endgame. Went for a more sparse visual that looked a little menacing, I think I got that
I no-lifed it already obviously (nothing spoiling new content)
September 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I no-lifed it already obviously (nothing spoiling new content)
Some photo mode shots of this lad in 1.0.
Full release fuckin rules btw
Full release fuckin rules btw
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Some photo mode shots of this lad in 1.0.
Full release fuckin rules btw
Full release fuckin rules btw
Me saying at every single industry event "they're surely going to announce Ristar 2 here, right?"
September 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Me saying at every single industry event "they're surely going to announce Ristar 2 here, right?"
I keep forgetting I can actually post Sk4te clips now
I've always been and will continue to be firmly against it being always online (among *many* other things) but I can't say it doesn't rule to be able to just have impromptu spot seshes with anyone who bothers to join in
I've always been and will continue to be firmly against it being always online (among *many* other things) but I can't say it doesn't rule to be able to just have impromptu spot seshes with anyone who bothers to join in
September 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I keep forgetting I can actually post Sk4te clips now
I've always been and will continue to be firmly against it being always online (among *many* other things) but I can't say it doesn't rule to be able to just have impromptu spot seshes with anyone who bothers to join in
I've always been and will continue to be firmly against it being always online (among *many* other things) but I can't say it doesn't rule to be able to just have impromptu spot seshes with anyone who bothers to join in
Quote with a title screen iconic to you
There was only one real choice. The simplicity; logo flybys, title, sheer void, and crackling blue filament like lightning from within. Nothing ever looked this fucking cool immediately upon boot before or since. And then you got to play Deus Ex afterwards!
There was only one real choice. The simplicity; logo flybys, title, sheer void, and crackling blue filament like lightning from within. Nothing ever looked this fucking cool immediately upon boot before or since. And then you got to play Deus Ex afterwards!
August 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Quote with a title screen iconic to you
There was only one real choice. The simplicity; logo flybys, title, sheer void, and crackling blue filament like lightning from within. Nothing ever looked this fucking cool immediately upon boot before or since. And then you got to play Deus Ex afterwards!
There was only one real choice. The simplicity; logo flybys, title, sheer void, and crackling blue filament like lightning from within. Nothing ever looked this fucking cool immediately upon boot before or since. And then you got to play Deus Ex afterwards!
The line-up on Testament's The Gathering (1999) could have made the greatest thrash album to ever exist if they were brought together in 1988-89 rather than 1998-99. Still wound up more enjoyable than not, but absolutely a victim of the musical world around it
June 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The line-up on Testament's The Gathering (1999) could have made the greatest thrash album to ever exist if they were brought together in 1988-89 rather than 1998-99. Still wound up more enjoyable than not, but absolutely a victim of the musical world around it
ah, my Quarterly INFRA Shilling Newsletter
As far as attempts to recreate the feeling of real places (if not actual real places), nothing comes close. The perfect mix of the inherent atmosphere and tension of a well-crafted Source engine world with the grounded familiarity of reality
As far as attempts to recreate the feeling of real places (if not actual real places), nothing comes close. The perfect mix of the inherent atmosphere and tension of a well-crafted Source engine world with the grounded familiarity of reality
June 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
ah, my Quarterly INFRA Shilling Newsletter
As far as attempts to recreate the feeling of real places (if not actual real places), nothing comes close. The perfect mix of the inherent atmosphere and tension of a well-crafted Source engine world with the grounded familiarity of reality
As far as attempts to recreate the feeling of real places (if not actual real places), nothing comes close. The perfect mix of the inherent atmosphere and tension of a well-crafted Source engine world with the grounded familiarity of reality
Almost forgot to post these for the playoffs but honestly I don't think there's going to be any difference between this and any other rando's picks this time lmao
Some upset potential still obviously but at least going off of what /should/ happen, there's no way you'd think it wouldn't end up here
Some upset potential still obviously but at least going off of what /should/ happen, there's no way you'd think it wouldn't end up here
June 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Almost forgot to post these for the playoffs but honestly I don't think there's going to be any difference between this and any other rando's picks this time lmao
Some upset potential still obviously but at least going off of what /should/ happen, there's no way you'd think it wouldn't end up here
Some upset potential still obviously but at least going off of what /should/ happen, there's no way you'd think it wouldn't end up here
Well, it was at least better than last stage, so I got what I asked for lmao
Investigate the Legacy offices for blood offerings to Elder Gods because how the FUCK are they in the playoffs
Investigate the Legacy offices for blood offerings to Elder Gods because how the FUCK are they in the playoffs
June 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Well, it was at least better than last stage, so I got what I asked for lmao
Investigate the Legacy offices for blood offerings to Elder Gods because how the FUCK are they in the playoffs
Investigate the Legacy offices for blood offerings to Elder Gods because how the FUCK are they in the playoffs
Are you fucking kidding me
June 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Are you fucking kidding me
Stage 3 is go, it surely can't go worse than last
It shouldn't be; I'm pretty confident with all of these except paiN, they're with NMG / LVG where they definitely have 0-3 potential against these teams, but paiN are gonna play much better teams than NMG / LVG (Bo1 vs Spirit is very winnable tho)
It shouldn't be; I'm pretty confident with all of these except paiN, they're with NMG / LVG where they definitely have 0-3 potential against these teams, but paiN are gonna play much better teams than NMG / LVG (Bo1 vs Spirit is very winnable tho)
June 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Stage 3 is go, it surely can't go worse than last
It shouldn't be; I'm pretty confident with all of these except paiN, they're with NMG / LVG where they definitely have 0-3 potential against these teams, but paiN are gonna play much better teams than NMG / LVG (Bo1 vs Spirit is very winnable tho)
It shouldn't be; I'm pretty confident with all of these except paiN, they're with NMG / LVG where they definitely have 0-3 potential against these teams, but paiN are gonna play much better teams than NMG / LVG (Bo1 vs Spirit is very winnable tho)
If I can't get a successful set of picks then I will gladly take a 1/10 disaster because honestly what the FUCK was this stage
June 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If I can't get a successful set of picks then I will gladly take a 1/10 disaster because honestly what the FUCK was this stage
Holy fuck they're washed how do you lose a Bo3 against FUCKING LEGACY?????
June 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Holy fuck they're washed how do you lose a Bo3 against FUCKING LEGACY?????
Okay Stage 2 here we go
Honestly, every team here that isn't being paid in oil drums could potentially fuck my shit up. Vaguely confident in my 3-0s / 0-3s and first three advancements. BB and OG are pretty borderline. I don't trust VP, but I trust all the other fuckers in this stage even less
Honestly, every team here that isn't being paid in oil drums could potentially fuck my shit up. Vaguely confident in my 3-0s / 0-3s and first three advancements. BB and OG are pretty borderline. I don't trust VP, but I trust all the other fuckers in this stage even less
June 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Okay Stage 2 here we go
Honestly, every team here that isn't being paid in oil drums could potentially fuck my shit up. Vaguely confident in my 3-0s / 0-3s and first three advancements. BB and OG are pretty borderline. I don't trust VP, but I trust all the other fuckers in this stage even less
Honestly, every team here that isn't being paid in oil drums could potentially fuck my shit up. Vaguely confident in my 3-0s / 0-3s and first three advancements. BB and OG are pretty borderline. I don't trust VP, but I trust all the other fuckers in this stage even less
7/10, pretty good for a stage like that honestly! NACS disasterclass, but then, that's NACS nowadays for ya
Stage 2 picks comin' later tonight
Stage 2 picks comin' later tonight
June 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
7/10, pretty good for a stage like that honestly! NACS disasterclass, but then, that's NACS nowadays for ya
Stage 2 picks comin' later tonight
Stage 2 picks comin' later tonight
The BLAST Austin Major starts literally tomorrow so that means it's one of two times in the year where I will randomly start posting about Counter-Strike
though, remove the branding from this stage and make it standalone, this'd be a total Mickey Mouse event. Confident 3-0 / 0-3, the rest, whatever
though, remove the branding from this stage and make it standalone, this'd be a total Mickey Mouse event. Confident 3-0 / 0-3, the rest, whatever
June 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The BLAST Austin Major starts literally tomorrow so that means it's one of two times in the year where I will randomly start posting about Counter-Strike
though, remove the branding from this stage and make it standalone, this'd be a total Mickey Mouse event. Confident 3-0 / 0-3, the rest, whatever
though, remove the branding from this stage and make it standalone, this'd be a total Mickey Mouse event. Confident 3-0 / 0-3, the rest, whatever