Started having to cook for myself, am I just gonna be eating chicken and noodles for the rest of my life?

Based on my viewing out of the corner of my eye at a bar last night, Ace Ventura is a horrible movie

Cropdusting the fuck out of this Ross Dress for Less rn

Just put on an unparalleled Jamiroquai concert for this frog in the shower

LFG A TEAM I SUPPORT ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING RAAAHHHHHH 😛😛😛 #COYS #WolfWednesday

Top 10 US professional sports teams that I forget exist sometimes:
1. Columbus blue jackets
2. Pittsburgh Pirates
3. New Orleans Pelicans
4. The entire AFC south
5. Philadelphia Flyers
6. Nashville Predators
7. Chicago White Sox
8. Ottawa Senators
9. Miami Marlins
10. Orlando Magic

What if Jimi Hendrix was woke and on the spectrum and they called him “Stimi Hendrix”

First time I can definitively say I’ve listened to an album on repeat 😛👍

I get far too much enjoyment from basketball edits relative to how much I care about basketball

I really like this album 🙂👍

How do I make it so my discover feed isn’t just full of generic slop