Sure, but my bike is entirely acoustic.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Sure, but my bike is entirely acoustic.
I guess I'm just too awesome. *sigh* It’s a cross I have to bear.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I guess I'm just too awesome. *sigh* It’s a cross I have to bear.
Weird, here in Denmark bikes don't have speedometers. How am I supposed to know how fast I'm going?
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Weird, here in Denmark bikes don't have speedometers. How am I supposed to know how fast I'm going?
Maybe they could use AI to remove all the Dutch angles from John Adams.
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Maybe they could use AI to remove all the Dutch angles from John Adams.
Astrid Lindgren's Madicken, Pippi Longstocking, and Ronja, the Robber's Daughter.
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Astrid Lindgren's Madicken, Pippi Longstocking, and Ronja, the Robber's Daughter.
I'm more depressed than you are, Hitler-lover!
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I'm more depressed than you are, Hitler-lover!
If you're Michael Mann, they let you do it.
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 AM
If you're Michael Mann, they let you do it.
Write a brilliant reply that will make Jeff blush.
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Write a brilliant reply that will make Jeff blush.
Same. Mostly elephants.
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Same. Mostly elephants.
I've trained my algorithm exceptionelly well. I only get videos of cute animals.
January 4, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I've trained my algorithm exceptionelly well. I only get videos of cute animals.
How do you manage to suck more every single day, you bunch of losers?
December 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
How do you manage to suck more every single day, you bunch of losers?
Oh, is it a nothern lights thing? I missed that. 😮💨
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Oh, is it a nothern lights thing? I missed that. 😮💨
Here's my early morning sky. Hope it helps a bit.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Here's my early morning sky. Hope it helps a bit.
"Had to"? How about "prefer to"? Where else would I get my burning plywood?
October 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"Had to"? How about "prefer to"? Where else would I get my burning plywood?
Not enough to get the name right, though.
October 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Not enough to get the name right, though.
Huh, I don't know why I thought it was 4. Still not a baby though, which you would know if you cared the least bit about giraffes. You would also get the name right.
Do you think lions should be forced to eat vegetables?
Do you think lions should be forced to eat vegetables?
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Huh, I don't know why I thought it was 4. Still not a baby though, which you would know if you cared the least bit about giraffes. You would also get the name right.
Do you think lions should be forced to eat vegetables?
Do you think lions should be forced to eat vegetables?
Yes, giraffes and humans exactly the same.
Is a 4-year old giraffe a baby?
Is a 4-year old giraffe a baby?
October 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yes, giraffes and humans exactly the same.
Is a 4-year old giraffe a baby?
Is a 4-year old giraffe a baby?
A 4-year old giraffe is not a baby. Giraffes breed just fine in zoos, sometimes there are too many of them.
October 1, 2025 at 7:28 AM
A 4-year old giraffe is not a baby. Giraffes breed just fine in zoos, sometimes there are too many of them.
That's my morning mantra. It helps me get out of bed.
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 AM
That's my morning mantra. It helps me get out of bed.
Homeopathy-trans! The worst kind!
September 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Homeopathy-trans! The worst kind!
We WILL make "sentence as a verb" happen.
September 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
We WILL make "sentence as a verb" happen.
I just finished Laszlo Krasznahorkai's Herscht 97769 which is ONE 400-page sentence, and I found that book easier to get through.
September 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I just finished Laszlo Krasznahorkai's Herscht 97769 which is ONE 400-page sentence, and I found that book easier to get through.
On the other hand, fuck you very much.
September 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
On the other hand, fuck you very much.