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H the Hornbill ♨️
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Cross-stitch keeps me from crying; the tea keeps me from committing crimes. Hoping America touches the stove.
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Who up taking new reaction image photos?
A red inflatable dancing guy is bent at a jaunty angle with arms raised up. He has a smiling face looks distressed. He is to celebrate a store opening, but due to parked cars all you can read is "ope."
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Maniac hours here now that trick or treating is done.
Photo showing a baby in a striped onesie on my lap - all that's visible of me is my baby-supporting leg and my hand holding a kit-kat bar partially unwrapped. I haven't snapped the pieces apart; I've taken a bite out of the bar.
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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So far no frogs at the Shadyside Pittsburgh protest. I am disappointed.
The crowd at 5th and Shady for No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Three Tumblr posts from user cryptotheism: 1. Okay but the American education system literally didn't tell us how to defend against horse archers 2. I'm sorry but the comments being full of people confidently proclaiming that a shield wall or a counter-charge would totally work is the most Tumblr thing ever. 3. I love my council of useless blue haired pronoun eunuchs but you are going to get us murdered by partial cataphracts. Tumblr user bill-blake-fans-anonymous reblogs having reworked the TMNT logo to instead read "useless bluehaired pronoun eunuchs"
September 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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He slep
An orange cat sleeps with his head on his white pays. He is on a windowsill, washed out by sunlight, and only the aforementioned head and paws are visible as the picture was taken inside.
July 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Unrestrained summer fun
An orange cat sleeps in a partially filled laundry basket
June 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Thankfully they are unbothered in the no braincell lane. See how he naps rather than attack peaceful protesters? Very demure. Very mindful.
An orange cat sleeps on a multi-colored blanket, white paws extended out in front of him and lightly crossed. His head is demurely turned to the side.
June 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Behold my wealth
A cardboard tray of 12 eggs that have been dyed for Easter, with plenty of blues, greens, and oranges with one each yellow and pink
April 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Geoffry Rush as Barbarossa the pirate, saying "you best start believin' in constitutional crises." Now he's the skeletal pirate saying "YOU'RE IN ONE!"
April 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Ginger man in space uniform from Star Wars says "I don't care if I can buy avocados. I just need SHEIN to lose."
April 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Stills from The Good Place show, where Ted Danson's character says "France figured it out? France? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
April 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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*nods sagely* the Feline Way. I just bowled mine out the bathroom for licking the bathtub floor yet he baby
An orange cat with white nose and paws snoozes adorably, stretched out on a knit blanket with one paw in a sunbeam
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Bringing this back
The Québec flag (blue field with white cross, four white fleurs-de-lis in each blue quadrant) over which has been edited a photo of an electric stove top with all burners bright orange to indicate maximum heat. The text reads "vas-y, touche-le", meaning "go on, touch it" in 2nd person informal to indicate disrespect
March 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Image of a table set for a super bowl party with bowls of tortilla chips, salsa, and guacamole. Top text reads "no tax on tips?" Bottom text reads "try Trump Tax on dips."
February 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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two panel image, both with a ginger man. In the first panel, sad, he says "I don't care if I can buy avocados." Firm, resolved, he says in the 2nd, "I just need Shein to lose."
February 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Two panel meme. In both panels is a ginger man in sci-fi space uniform. In the first, sad, he says "I don't care if I can buy avocados." Resolved and firm in the second panel, he says "I just need Shein to lose."
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Two panel meme. The first: A knockoff Elmo sits at a table with a pile of two apples and two bananas on one side, and a bright orange electric stove burner on the other. The bright orange makes it clear the stove is very hot. The 2nd panel has been blurred to make it clear Elmo slammed his face into the stove burner very fast.
February 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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man choosing a button meme, the buttons are labelled "a romantic dinner out" and "a single rose," the caption reads "Valentine's Day planning under Trump's trade wars" end alt text
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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5. Fiber arts! Sewing is cool, knitting tolerable, lace making/quilting/weaving I'll get to yinz one day! But oh do I love embroidery and cross stitch.
Backstitched needlework in tan frame on a white wall. Around the left and bottom sides are delicate, curling green vines with a few separate and worked between words. The words read - in a fancy and frilly font: "What is best in life? To Crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the Lamentation of their women" end
January 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Black text reads "WANTED" with a picture underneath of a smiling white man with greying dark hair and black suit. Text below the picture identifies him as "Brett "Wilkins" Shumate", one of the lawyers pushing the executive order that would end birthright citizenship. "Wilkins" refers to the Supreme Court Case he cited that means Native Americans don't have birthright citizenship, however that case, "Elk v Wilkins", was overturned by Congressional Law and not undone by executive orders. Underneath his name is a black with white text that reads "for sleeping through history class." Small black text beneath that reads "if you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please contact your nearest American Law 101 class." end
January 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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White background, black bar at top with "Wanted" beneath in black text. then a picture of a sandy haired man with glasses and scruff, navy suit, looks to be in his forties. The black text below identifies him as "Brad "Dred Scott" Rosenburg". A black bar beneath has white text reading "for attacking american citizenship." Small black text below reads "if you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please contact your nearest Constitution 101 class." end
January 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Black back and text reading "wanted". Underneath, a picture of a brunette white man with glasses, in a black suit. Very slender and giving "lawyer." Underneath, black text identifies him as Yuri "Wilkins" Fuchs, one of the attorneys pushing the executive order trying to end birthright citizenship. "Wilkins" refers to "Elk vs Wilkins", a supreme court case in 1884 that ruled Native Americans don't have birthright US citizenship but was overruled by Congressional Law in 1924. A black bar with white text says "for sleeping through history class." Below that, black text reads "if you have any information regarding his whereabouts, please contact your nearest American Law 101 class." He and the other attorneys have begun to argue Native Americans don't have birthright citizenship and cited "Elk v Wilkins."
January 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Screenshot of a Tumblr post from 2022 reading "say what you want about Europeans, but we all just overwhelmingly voted for men dressed like this to win our biggest music competition" with 2 photos. 1, of winners Kalush Orchestra from Ukraine. The lead rapper is in a bright pink bucket hat with traditional vest and white linen shirt. The lead singer is in traditionally embroidered clothing with cape playing his flute. The other flutist is in a sort of gilly suit where the fringe is black on top, red around the thighs, and yellow on bottom. He is very mop-like. The back up rapper and breakdancer (who is upside down spinning on his head) are basically wearing traditional rugs - the rapper's is a long tunic and the dancer has sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt. The lighting is yellow behind them. The 2nd photo is Moldovan folk-punk band Zdob Si Zdub, who came in 2nd with the public vote and 7th overall. The lead singer has a baseball cap and lumpy red jacket over blue shirt with black shorts and red socks pulled up his calves, and sunglasses. He is mid-dance how a 45 year old dad that's a punk rocker might dance. The drummer can't really be seen, but the guitarist and bassist are in black jeans and t-shirts with sunglasses. The Advohov Brothers, folk artists featured on the track, who play the fiddle and accordion, are dressed in matching white suits with black train track patterns all over. The stage lighting is purple behind them. French venn diagram - in left circle, un chat (cat). In right circle, du l'eau (water). In the middle, un château (castle)
January 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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My friends got cool narrative moments and then after session I found this hat for my horse.
A photo of a computer screen showing a Stardew Valley farm where a cute pixelated horse wears a blue top hat with a yellow question mark on it
January 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM