you’re the best at all variants of saying “hoes mad” or any kind of level-headed take in general so my vote is “post as much as you damn well please about whatever comes to mind”

WoW patches are always a bit messy but my special little matching and curated outfit somehow got deleted?! absolute CLOWN SHOES MESS right now.
guess I’ll just sit here and pout.

something something “dril gift of prophecy” etc

here’s a dog, that’s… something?

post-Chauncey era going great

just gonna keep this alert on my phone for a hot minute

well ok and the one time I did briefly foster a kitten was a bit… weird…

I can’t even move apartments! stupid damn dog ruining my life, smdh

sorry, I mean “wonderful light of my life who is above most weight limits, reactive as hell toward other dogs and terrified of ceiling fans”

(literally. he will hide from any fan he notices. absolute idiot.)

“Lt. Katsuragi, what’s the status on that weirdo chud who’s obsessed with teenagers?”

@metaltxt.bsky.social I’ve taken to sneaking this sticker into every office photo possible and need to find the rest of ‘em because folks are starting to get jealous

@metaltxt.bsky.social @ourcityburning.bsky.social I don’t know why but it feels important to show y’all the shirt I just got

damn, I’m good