Stefymarty
@stefymarty.bsky.social
Father, husband, Mainer, lover of music and life.
They really could have just stopped typing after the first two words.
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
They really could have just stopped typing after the first two words.
Coffee Hour: oh good looks like the market is bouncing back today 😊
Happy Hour: I'll take 3 shots of your cheapest whiskey.
Happy Hour: I'll take 3 shots of your cheapest whiskey.
April 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Coffee Hour: oh good looks like the market is bouncing back today 😊
Happy Hour: I'll take 3 shots of your cheapest whiskey.
Happy Hour: I'll take 3 shots of your cheapest whiskey.
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Diving into Mahashmashana like it's $240 worth of pudding.
November 24, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Diving into Mahashmashana like it's $240 worth of pudding.
Surprised Netflix didn't hire Mike BUFFER.
November 16, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Surprised Netflix didn't hire Mike BUFFER.
If you pronounce it "pee-cahn" I'd be willing to bet you also call your Aunt an "Ant" so don't even go there broseph.
November 14, 2024 at 5:35 PM
If you pronounce it "pee-cahn" I'd be willing to bet you also call your Aunt an "Ant" so don't even go there broseph.
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
My three kids (12, 16, and 24)
November 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
My three kids (12, 16, and 24)
My level of optimism at this time last week was about as high as it's ever been. Ugh.
November 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM
My level of optimism at this time last week was about as high as it's ever been. Ugh.
I prefer to listen to stations where, when you hear that opening piano riff to Warewolves of London, it's actually Warewolves of London.
November 10, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I prefer to listen to stations where, when you hear that opening piano riff to Warewolves of London, it's actually Warewolves of London.
Ugh do I even watch CBS Sunday Morning this week?
November 10, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Ugh do I even watch CBS Sunday Morning this week?
This isn't fucking sports, man.
November 10, 2024 at 2:44 AM
This isn't fucking sports, man.
If I could read your mind, love, what a tale your thoughts could tell. Just like a paperback novel, the kind the Jerk Store sells.
November 9, 2024 at 3:35 AM
If I could read your mind, love, what a tale your thoughts could tell. Just like a paperback novel, the kind the Jerk Store sells.
Deleted the other app before taking note of my follows. D'OH!
November 9, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Deleted the other app before taking note of my follows. D'OH!