Learned today my 3 year old neice I only see during the holidays is pretty sure I'm Santa.

She called me to demand she be returned to the nice list and convince her mom that her hair actually looks better after she cut it herself.

Almost got obliterated by a child riding a bicycle as I walked home today, but joke's on him I'm basically a sturdy fridge cosplaying a middle-aged man.

Instead we just had a weird awkward staredown over which of us was supposed to fall over. (It was me, I will definitely feel this in the morning)

Have the day off and made the critical mistake of thinking Costco won't be busy on a Friday after lunch.

Turns out old ladies are absolutely ready to throw hands over people taking too long picking socks.

The cold tearing through my kids school is giving all of them really distinct black rings around their eyes.

It looks like the entire 5th grade decided to have a brawl instead of their spelling test.

We attempted to take our first good winter walk photo.

The best part of joining a 30+ mens basketball league is how the weekly games slowly go from 5 on 5 to 3 on 3 as the weekly knee explosions take their toll.

Have the house to myself for the day which should mean trying to be productive. It actually means taking apart a typewriter I found to either finally fix it or just break it slightly more.

First posts as always are reserved for the dog being handsome.