Also, I don’t think people realise that Goodison isn’t as close to the pitch as people think. I believe that the touchlines at BMD are as close on 3 of the sides at Goodison and slightly closer on the other.

So, the siphon into this tank, hasn’t been “turned on as yet”. So with that corner being the lowest part of the roof (the plug hole of the bath so to speak), we are seeing it overflow into the stadium.

They will sort it. Relax.

Dyche has to go, it’s awful football. But don’t think for one second he’s responsible for where we are.

We are a poorly run football club and have been for decades.

Hate it when the Mrs sends me teasing photos when I’m in work.

I received the best (only) compliment I’ve ever had in that kit Chris…

In town on my “lunch” 🍻 hour on an evening shift, a witty girl said “your name must be Gar, cos you’re defo FIT”…

But that kit is iconic mate… Lothar Matthaus wore it, one of the greatest players ever.

Post you from a different era.

Just pulled out my dulux (defo not crown paints) colour swatch Ade, I have all the colours of the rainbow on there except for the page between orange and purple. That page must’ve fell out 😳

A thousand of you happy shiny people have chosen to follow me on Bluesky in 4 days… Unbelievably humbled. If you’re a blue and I’ve not followed you back, let me know. It’ll be because I could not see any sign of “Everton” in your profile. 💙

I mean, it’s a great song like Kyle, but… The best thing?… 🤔

Last week v this week.

‘Naam flashbacks 😳

A shoutout to the CGI coder who created the graphics all those years ago…

😳