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· Oct 21
The best jokes are just supposed to make you nod and look speculatively into the distance.
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I think Rothfuss forgot to poke airholes in The Doors of Stone and Kvothe suffocated in there. And he's too embarrassed to say anything.
October 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I think Rothfuss forgot to poke airholes in The Doors of Stone and Kvothe suffocated in there. And he's too embarrassed to say anything.
Maybe I want to draw because I want to do something that isn't governed by necessity.
December 2, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Maybe I want to draw because I want to do something that isn't governed by necessity.
Plague doctors are like borzois.
December 2, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Plague doctors are like borzois.
I love legitimately documented illness! Legitimately documented illness is my favorite thing ever!
December 2, 2024 at 7:11 AM
I love legitimately documented illness! Legitimately documented illness is my favorite thing ever!
Wearing hairbands on my wrist and cutely cutting off circulation to my hand
November 11, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Wearing hairbands on my wrist and cutely cutting off circulation to my hand
Technically, whenever a "right-wing" "conservative" male with "traditional values" impregnates a woman, he's forcefemming her eggs. So much for the principled right 🙄
November 11, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Technically, whenever a "right-wing" "conservative" male with "traditional values" impregnates a woman, he's forcefemming her eggs. So much for the principled right 🙄
I'll pass the exam if Jesus wants me to. By studying I'm just interfering with God's plan.
November 1, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I'll pass the exam if Jesus wants me to. By studying I'm just interfering with God's plan.
Empathy is a curse. I let my cat into the bathroom cause he's crying outside the door and he just attacks me. I knew he would do this. He always does this.
October 21, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Empathy is a curse. I let my cat into the bathroom cause he's crying outside the door and he just attacks me. I knew he would do this. He always does this.
The best jokes are just supposed to make you nod and look speculatively into the distance.
October 21, 2024 at 12:26 AM
The best jokes are just supposed to make you nod and look speculatively into the distance.
Humming fly me to the moon while I do my grocery shopping and rolling my eyes every few seconds so the other shoppers know I don't believe in the moon
October 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Humming fly me to the moon while I do my grocery shopping and rolling my eyes every few seconds so the other shoppers know I don't believe in the moon
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Literally the save media button on Bluesky is so nice. Tumblr makes me play games before it gives me a photo. It makes me roll over and beg
October 19, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Literally the save media button on Bluesky is so nice. Tumblr makes me play games before it gives me a photo. It makes me roll over and beg
I think Rothfuss forgot to poke airholes in The Doors of Stone and Kvothe suffocated in there. And he's too embarrassed to say anything.
October 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I think Rothfuss forgot to poke airholes in The Doors of Stone and Kvothe suffocated in there. And he's too embarrassed to say anything.
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It's weird to me how much writing advice focuses on the minute details of HOW you say something, rather than on WHAT you're saying. I'm aware the comparison I'm about to draw is a bit odd, but it makes me think of this video I saw once explaining that low-skill Overwatch players weren't (1/?)
September 21, 2024 at 3:59 AM
It's weird to me how much writing advice focuses on the minute details of HOW you say something, rather than on WHAT you're saying. I'm aware the comparison I'm about to draw is a bit odd, but it makes me think of this video I saw once explaining that low-skill Overwatch players weren't (1/?)
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A definition is the least part of a word's meaning. Each word has a history of use distinct from that of any other word. In a sense, a word IS its history of use, of which the present moment is only the leading edge.
October 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
A definition is the least part of a word's meaning. Each word has a history of use distinct from that of any other word. In a sense, a word IS its history of use, of which the present moment is only the leading edge.
You don't need sleep when you have loud music
October 15, 2024 at 5:10 AM
You don't need sleep when you have loud music
What did the top of your lungs ever do to you?
October 14, 2024 at 11:29 PM
What did the top of your lungs ever do to you?
A definition is the least part of a word's meaning. Each word has a history of use distinct from that of any other word. In a sense, a word IS its history of use, of which the present moment is only the leading edge.
October 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
A definition is the least part of a word's meaning. Each word has a history of use distinct from that of any other word. In a sense, a word IS its history of use, of which the present moment is only the leading edge.
I think the lowest scoring person should get to be valedictorian and give the valedictory speech once and a while. Let's hear their perspective.
October 13, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I think the lowest scoring person should get to be valedictorian and give the valedictory speech once and a while. Let's hear their perspective.
No one knows how may watts their microwave is, frozen chicken pot pie box
October 13, 2024 at 6:31 AM
No one knows how may watts their microwave is, frozen chicken pot pie box
Things I call my cat: Frito (his actual name), Frito Dorito, Frito Taquito, Frito Burrito, Frito Bonito, Frito Bandito, Beebo, Greebo, Gazebo, Greebus, Geebus, Gazebus, General Greebus, Brother Gazebius
October 11, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Things I call my cat: Frito (his actual name), Frito Dorito, Frito Taquito, Frito Burrito, Frito Bonito, Frito Bandito, Beebo, Greebo, Gazebo, Greebus, Geebus, Gazebus, General Greebus, Brother Gazebius
The easier things are, the more we do them. So it's good that I uninstalled the tumblr app and have to pull it up in a mobile browser; I spend less time on social media that way. Except that tumblr is somehow even more broken through the browser than it is on the app. Posts teleport now
October 11, 2024 at 3:25 PM
The easier things are, the more we do them. So it's good that I uninstalled the tumblr app and have to pull it up in a mobile browser; I spend less time on social media that way. Except that tumblr is somehow even more broken through the browser than it is on the app. Posts teleport now