StellarEvelyn🏳️⚧️
@stellarevelyn.bsky.social
Always serious 0% of the time :3
I make all the bitches jealous cuz my veins are turgid
January 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I make all the bitches jealous cuz my veins are turgid
Pirate getting head be like "thar he blows!" (yep, that's right, he's gay)
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Pirate getting head be like "thar he blows!" (yep, that's right, he's gay)
Treating myself with some B&B (Beer and Balatro)
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Treating myself with some B&B (Beer and Balatro)
If Kermit the Frog hates Christmas would he be a Kermitgeon
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If Kermit the Frog hates Christmas would he be a Kermitgeon
Call me a chaser the way I love transition metals. I love you zinc
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Call me a chaser the way I love transition metals. I love you zinc
I need my body to be bangin' but it's not even knockin'. Hell, it's not even rap-tap-tapping.
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I need my body to be bangin' but it's not even knockin'. Hell, it's not even rap-tap-tapping.
I'm both pan and poly so everyone calls me PP girl, which is crazy cause it actually describes a secret third thing
December 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm both pan and poly so everyone calls me PP girl, which is crazy cause it actually describes a secret third thing
I keep things mysterious and opaque cause I'll never be a trans parent
December 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I keep things mysterious and opaque cause I'll never be a trans parent
Puppygirl has fleas so I call her it/she
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Puppygirl has fleas so I call her it/she
Training my puppygirl in the lecture hall cause I got my iClicker
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Training my puppygirl in the lecture hall cause I got my iClicker
Clown who's doing the 67 meme but he keeps adding more and more numbers and starts juggling more frantically
December 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Clown who's doing the 67 meme but he keeps adding more and more numbers and starts juggling more frantically
My boobs are passing cause they're straight As
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My boobs are passing cause they're straight As
Fresh snow on a sunny day is awesome cause it's like a constant flashbang
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fresh snow on a sunny day is awesome cause it's like a constant flashbang
Microcelebrity? Nah, I'm a femtocelebrity. I have ONE fan in the world and that's my MOM.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Microcelebrity? Nah, I'm a femtocelebrity. I have ONE fan in the world and that's my MOM.
Bringing my idea for a carpeted kitchen island to Shark Tank to see which of the judges tries to kill me first
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Bringing my idea for a carpeted kitchen island to Shark Tank to see which of the judges tries to kill me first
Call me Frankenstein the way I got a monster
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Call me Frankenstein the way I got a monster
They should call them "drunkways" because I'm definitely not high when I'm driving on them
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They should call them "drunkways" because I'm definitely not high when I'm driving on them
White ppl having penetrative sex be like "lemme just scoooooch right in here"
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
White ppl having penetrative sex be like "lemme just scoooooch right in here"
Having a dad who was a finance bro is so funny. like what do you mean my bedtime story was "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Having a dad who was a finance bro is so funny. like what do you mean my bedtime story was "Rich Dad, Poor Dad"
"I'm dating someone a month younger than me"
WHEN YOU WERE BORN SHE WAS STILL IN THE WOMB YOU SICK FUCK!!!
WHEN YOU WERE BORN SHE WAS STILL IN THE WOMB YOU SICK FUCK!!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"I'm dating someone a month younger than me"
WHEN YOU WERE BORN SHE WAS STILL IN THE WOMB YOU SICK FUCK!!!
WHEN YOU WERE BORN SHE WAS STILL IN THE WOMB YOU SICK FUCK!!!
If vitamin B supplements gave me B cups, then I should go get a tan
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If vitamin B supplements gave me B cups, then I should go get a tan
bringing a guy back to my bedroom only to talk his ear off about optics while rapidly switching between the colors of my fairy lights for two hours
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
bringing a guy back to my bedroom only to talk his ear off about optics while rapidly switching between the colors of my fairy lights for two hours
I can't explain it but seeing a semi without it's cargo section is like this fuckass sprite from Pocket Dogs
October 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I can't explain it but seeing a semi without it's cargo section is like this fuckass sprite from Pocket Dogs
In order to be ready for the next Somebody™ in my life, I need to become the best version of myself that I can.
To train... idk maybe I should start by beating Celeste.
To train... idk maybe I should start by beating Celeste.
October 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
In order to be ready for the next Somebody™ in my life, I need to become the best version of myself that I can.
To train... idk maybe I should start by beating Celeste.
To train... idk maybe I should start by beating Celeste.
there are two classes of Balatro mods: vanilla expansion mods that add a bit of extra stuff while retaining the essence of the base game, and absolutely fucking kerbonkers batshit OP mods that see just how much dopamine the human brain can take before misfiring and killing the player instantly
October 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
there are two classes of Balatro mods: vanilla expansion mods that add a bit of extra stuff while retaining the essence of the base game, and absolutely fucking kerbonkers batshit OP mods that see just how much dopamine the human brain can take before misfiring and killing the player instantly