Stelle
stelleka.bsky.social
Stelle
@stelleka.bsky.social
Hates writing profiles.
If I stare at this cross-stitch pattern long enough, maybe it will turn out that this word is SUPPOSED to be vertically displaced from the others by one square. Then I wouldn't have to tear out two letters!
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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I choose to take this as a positive omen.

(As named and drawn by Paul Kidby, illustrator of Discworld.)
December 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The difference between me (a person who read her first Batman comic in elementary school) and my coworker (just getting into comics) is that when asked about my favorite character I casually went "oh yeah, then they killed her for a while but she's back now" and my coworker looked horrified.
December 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week!
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
wandering my house plaintively crying "where... where..." like a Victorian ghost (I am cold and cannot find my microwaveable heating pad)
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Unfortunately, my brother has the correct opinions on AI. Heartbreaking, the most annoying person you know just made a great point, etc.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Oh dammit, the magical bookstore with the really good book I was reading was a dream
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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In case anyone is wondering if Watson was really THAT bad, @lpachter.bsky.social compiled a list of quotes that are absolutely not for the faint of heart.
liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
just played a game I hated when I played it before, just to make sure I still hate it. good news! I'm consistent!
July 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My coworker just said, "so, you have a master's degree, right?" as she watched me hot-glue darts to a paper dartboard. Devastating
July 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My toxic trait is that I really truly believe owning a different vacuum cleaner could fix me
July 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Just realized that a book I'd been waiting for came out (a couple months ago), had a flurry of emotions (it's out! I'm late! I missed it?), bought it on ebook (hurray!), and then remembered that this was a physical copy series and that now I'm going to have to buy a second physical copy to match.
June 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm not cut out for waking before 7 in the morning. Somebody send help. At what point is it acceptable to go to sleep?
June 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If you get to jury duty early you get the comfier chairs 😤
June 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Talked about Ecco the Dolphin in my therapy appointment. My brand is so strong
June 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
.....oh, there is a very large spider on the wall by my bed
June 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I was VERY RESTRAINED and RESPONSIBLE at the textile art center sale and I think I deserve a reward, perhaps in the form of more fiber arts supplies 😈
June 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Today at work I discovered that I have a really tough time saying editable
June 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The most reliable way to get me to accidentally stay up late is to remind me of a deeply-felt yet incredibly trivial argument from long ago. I chose this hill in my youth and I WILL be dying here, thank you very much
May 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I have to remember to bring a physical book next Thursday to see if THAT stops this very talkative coworker from talking to me on our overlapping break. I WOULD LIKE TO READ MY EBOOK
May 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I took what I am choosing to call a completely planned three-hour pre-sleep nap. Surely this will have no impact on me tomorrow.
May 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I'm going to banish my parents from my home if they don't stop putting my measuring cups in the wrong place
May 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM