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developers developers devloepres dellopsres delospre dementopers

Currently designing C-♭, it's gonna have two stacks for twice the performance.

Senior […]

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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This year I'm thankful for all the HATERS who said C-♭ would never launch. Your hate fuels me.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
# THANKS
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I DEMAND DETERMINISTIC CHIMP EVENT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
US GOVERNMENT CACHE MISS ALERT
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
the slow post breaks containment
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
shrubtitles
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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endianness is just a plot by big endian to sell more byte swap operations
October 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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HA!

"You're so poor, when AWS goes down you can still get into your house."
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I contain multitudes

because I ate them
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
okay that's it. I'm filling the microwave with silverware and setting it for 10 minutes. y'all can't behave
October 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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i love the current arc of the calvin & hobbes shitpost subreddit where they're all suddenly roleplaying a universe in which there is a calvin & hobbes fighting game
October 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I better not be indexed by Google. They aren't worthy of using C-♭.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
CAN'T Bus
September 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
_record scratch_ THIS IS WWV, COMING TO YOU LIVE WITH ANOTHER 24 HOURS OF CLASSIC CLOCK
September 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Remember! C-♭ will only run on 76-beespace rack unit compatible computers without a professional license!

This has been a public service announcement from your friends in the walls at C-♭ headquarters!!!
September 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Source code and a downloadable app to try it yourself […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]
September 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Dialogue from my unproduced movie script, a suspense thriller about semiconductor packaging:

"No, Mister Die, I expect you to bond."
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Jon Stewart only gets loaded into the TV when the US government page-faults
August 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM