Stephanie Salazar
@stephaniesalazar.bsky.social
Left-handed neopagan weirdo. Filled with hope, but dressed for battle ❤️🗡
Geez, will this fucker just leave already?
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Geez, will this fucker just leave already?
I refuse to use self check out because:
1. It takes a job away from someone else
2. I'm not working for the grocery store for free, give me a discount if you're gonna make me do it
3. Getting in line behind a bunch of untrained cashiers is definitely not faster
1. It takes a job away from someone else
2. I'm not working for the grocery store for free, give me a discount if you're gonna make me do it
3. Getting in line behind a bunch of untrained cashiers is definitely not faster
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I refuse to use self check out because:
1. It takes a job away from someone else
2. I'm not working for the grocery store for free, give me a discount if you're gonna make me do it
3. Getting in line behind a bunch of untrained cashiers is definitely not faster
1. It takes a job away from someone else
2. I'm not working for the grocery store for free, give me a discount if you're gonna make me do it
3. Getting in line behind a bunch of untrained cashiers is definitely not faster
Don't get me started
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Don't get me started
Me when someone tries to take my picture😆
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me when someone tries to take my picture😆
We usually get what you got about 3 or 4 days later, so we got it coming
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We usually get what you got about 3 or 4 days later, so we got it coming
Also,I'm fully vaxxed and masking at work, so hopefully I'll make it through cootie season unscathed 😆
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Also,I'm fully vaxxed and masking at work, so hopefully I'll make it through cootie season unscathed 😆
No problem, it's 80° down here😁
December 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
No problem, it's 80° down here😁
Isn't dramatic husky redundant?
December 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Isn't dramatic husky redundant?
It accurately describes what some guys are actually looking for when they say they want a girlfriend
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It accurately describes what some guys are actually looking for when they say they want a girlfriend
I usually see it in context of an accusation, as in "he isn't looking for a wife, he's looking for a bang maid"
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I usually see it in context of an accusation, as in "he isn't looking for a wife, he's looking for a bang maid"
I've seen the term "bang maid"
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I've seen the term "bang maid"
I wonder if it's ever occurred to her that one day she won't be there, and being overprotective now is going to leave him less prepared when that time comes
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I wonder if it's ever occurred to her that one day she won't be there, and being overprotective now is going to leave him less prepared when that time comes
Nothing he says is based on knowledge or facts. It's all orifice oracle
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Nothing he says is based on knowledge or facts. It's all orifice oracle
Dude, same! So messed up
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Dude, same! So messed up
Yep, I'm out as of yesterday. I work in a grocery store, so I'm surprised I made it that long.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yep, I'm out as of yesterday. I work in a grocery store, so I'm surprised I made it that long.
They didn't always find the crawdads right away😆
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They didn't always find the crawdads right away😆
When my mom moved to Missouri, there was an uncapped spring in her back yard, which they had to get capped, because her Doxie kept pulling crawdads out of it and bringing them into the house😆
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When my mom moved to Missouri, there was an uncapped spring in her back yard, which they had to get capped, because her Doxie kept pulling crawdads out of it and bringing them into the house😆
This is why I relate so strongly with Owl. I quietly observe, and no one ever hears me until I want them to🦉
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is why I relate so strongly with Owl. I quietly observe, and no one ever hears me until I want them to🦉