Stephen Alan Carver 👊🇺🇲🇺🇦🌈
@stephencarveractor.bsky.social
I'm an actor, writer, and director currently living in Colorado.
Schumer sounds like Collins.
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Schumer sounds like Collins.
I just wish he'd collapse someday.
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I just wish he'd collapse someday.
I stand with Ukraine!
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I stand with Ukraine!
I must say I'm going through your catalog (most of it now available in America...finally) and I'm really enjoying it. Just finished Elder Race about two weeks ago, and the Dogs of War series prior to that. Thanks for the great work.
December 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I must say I'm going through your catalog (most of it now available in America...finally) and I'm really enjoying it. Just finished Elder Race about two weeks ago, and the Dogs of War series prior to that. Thanks for the great work.
I know which way they'll go.
December 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I know which way they'll go.
His eyeliner is OBVIOUSLY affecting his tiny, racist brain.
December 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
His eyeliner is OBVIOUSLY affecting his tiny, racist brain.
He considers himself one of Epstein's "victims."
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
He considers himself one of Epstein's "victims."
High as a fucking kite.
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
High as a fucking kite.
They think they're being funny.
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
They think they're being funny.
They're trying to throw an Admiral under the bus.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
They're trying to throw an Admiral under the bus.
He never finishes 18 holes because he loses the ball off the first tee. He tells everyone he shot 65.
December 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
He never finishes 18 holes because he loses the ball off the first tee. He tells everyone he shot 65.
I guess tweeting at 2 am is considered "taking meetings."
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I guess tweeting at 2 am is considered "taking meetings."
I wish Democrats would stop eating each other.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I wish Democrats would stop eating each other.
You do it well.
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You do it well.
Well Bush Jr. did it too
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Well Bush Jr. did it too
I wish he would just be gone already.
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I wish he would just be gone already.
PANIC.
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
PANIC.
They misspelled "big." It's "bigly."
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
They misspelled "big." It's "bigly."
I truly believe Miller wrote this.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I truly believe Miller wrote this.
I also think he's scared of when tRump shits in his pants.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I also think he's scared of when tRump shits in his pants.