The key to leftovers is to be a greedy enough bastard that you don’t have any.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The key to leftovers is to be a greedy enough bastard that you don’t have any.
Every year without fail my immune system takes Christmas off.
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Every year without fail my immune system takes Christmas off.
Living my best life here by crafting some Christmas cards for the missus.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Living my best life here by crafting some Christmas cards for the missus.
Taken me a while but just finished the big boss finale and watched the credits roll on Donkey Kong Bananza. Terrific game. 36 hours and still plenty of bananas to find.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Taken me a while but just finished the big boss finale and watched the credits roll on Donkey Kong Bananza. Terrific game. 36 hours and still plenty of bananas to find.
That apology statement thing all the brands are doing is so sphincter clenchingly awful. The budget should have just fined any company doing it and solved the country’s economy issues.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That apology statement thing all the brands are doing is so sphincter clenchingly awful. The budget should have just fined any company doing it and solved the country’s economy issues.
Haven’t seen a store dug in years!
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Haven’t seen a store dug in years!
Channel 4 going with “festive entertainment” adverts. That can fuck right off.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Channel 4 going with “festive entertainment” adverts. That can fuck right off.
Remember when rich dudes were flying hot air balloons round the world? What were all that about???
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remember when rich dudes were flying hot air balloons round the world? What were all that about???
I see peace loving and all round excellent neighbours to all Israel are once again at it.
October 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I see peace loving and all round excellent neighbours to all Israel are once again at it.
2nd half of the season has been an absolute snooze fest so far.
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
2nd half of the season has been an absolute snooze fest so far.
This race is calling out for Lance Stroll to commit attempted murder.
October 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This race is calling out for Lance Stroll to commit attempted murder.
Recorded Twisters ages ago and had never got round to watching it until today. It didn’t quite have the charm of the original, particularly at the start, but it was decent enough.
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Recorded Twisters ages ago and had never got round to watching it until today. It didn’t quite have the charm of the original, particularly at the start, but it was decent enough.
Pretty easy to agree to a ceasefire when you’ve ran out of people and stuff to bomb. Like saying you’re on a diet but only because you’ve not done the weekly shop yet.
October 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Pretty easy to agree to a ceasefire when you’ve ran out of people and stuff to bomb. Like saying you’re on a diet but only because you’ve not done the weekly shop yet.
The big shops in England not opening until 10 on Sunday is so weird. Are they all at church beforehand or something? Or morris dancing on a cricket pitch in the village green?
September 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The big shops in England not opening until 10 on Sunday is so weird. Are they all at church beforehand or something? Or morris dancing on a cricket pitch in the village green?
Serendipitous UI placement.
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Serendipitous UI placement.
Skip intro on King of the hill? No. No I’ll not be doing that to one of the best theme tunes.
August 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Skip intro on King of the hill? No. No I’ll not be doing that to one of the best theme tunes.
Dear shops and cafes, I don’t need an email asking me to rate my visit every time I do a buy. A takeaway coffee doesn’t warrant me filling out a survey, not you even sending one out.
August 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Dear shops and cafes, I don’t need an email asking me to rate my visit every time I do a buy. A takeaway coffee doesn’t warrant me filling out a survey, not you even sending one out.
I’ve been getting adverts here and there for Rennies. Complete waste of money on their part as I’ve been an avid Rennie buyer for years. Like preaching to the choir.
August 22, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I’ve been getting adverts here and there for Rennies. Complete waste of money on their part as I’ve been an avid Rennie buyer for years. Like preaching to the choir.
I’m sure the people who wanted edited out of Masterchef were doing it purely for altruistic reasons and not because they were papped out at the first hurdle.
August 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’m sure the people who wanted edited out of Masterchef were doing it purely for altruistic reasons and not because they were papped out at the first hurdle.
Donkey Kong’s really pretty terrific. Slow timing it through the story as I’m having too much fun just smashing the place up looking for bananas and fossils.
July 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Donkey Kong’s really pretty terrific. Slow timing it through the story as I’m having too much fun just smashing the place up looking for bananas and fossils.
The Donkey Kong reviews look stellar. Looking forward to it arriving tomorrow.
July 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Donkey Kong reviews look stellar. Looking forward to it arriving tomorrow.
Did anyone make a buttery biscuit consequences of my own actions joke yet?
July 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Did anyone make a buttery biscuit consequences of my own actions joke yet?
Taken a real shine to Starbucks’ Tiramisu iced latte. It turns out I identify as a basic bitch.
July 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Taken a real shine to Starbucks’ Tiramisu iced latte. It turns out I identify as a basic bitch.
The bold Greg Wallace playing the autism defence, evoking the spirit of Johnny Cochrane playing the Chewbacca defence.
July 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The bold Greg Wallace playing the autism defence, evoking the spirit of Johnny Cochrane playing the Chewbacca defence.
Last night I saw a guy wearing one of those Bluetooth earpieces that your dad had in 2001. Didn’t even know they still made them. An amazing - at the time - piece of tech that now looks ancient AF.
July 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Last night I saw a guy wearing one of those Bluetooth earpieces that your dad had in 2001. Didn’t even know they still made them. An amazing - at the time - piece of tech that now looks ancient AF.