Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, prepares to pounce on intruders. Her motto: "DEATH FROM THE ANKLES DOWN!"

I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.

Enjoy adult governance. The lunatics will soon be in charge of the asylum.

Christopher Wray is going to resign. He should wait for Trump to fire him. It would look good on his resume: “I got fired by the world’s biggest elected dingbat.

Trump’s cabinet shall from here on be known as the Jackass Brigade. They are the stupidest bunch to come along in all of American history.

I don’t post on Twitter, but keep my eye on it, and guess what? Elon Musk has become a bit of a bore.

I’ve seen enough.

Bashar Al-Assad will lose his seat and possibly his head to the insurgency.

It takes one to know one: Pete Hegseth is an alcoholic.

Rahm Emanuel: “Trump is going to turn the Oval Office into eBay.”

The incoming prez is a Bible-hawkin’, guitar-sellin’ convicted felon and dirty old man. How did we get here from Abraham Lincoln? 🤣

It’s Flag Day. Randall Flagg day. 🤣

the other day I saw someone say in earnest that “neurotypical people don’t remember their mistakes, only neurodivergent people do” and with the power vested in me I am taking these terms away from everyone for at least a month

Why did the moon skip dinner?
Because it was full.
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Pat Sajak is retiring. Give him a gold watch and a vowel. 😂