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Stephen
@stephenlb2.bsky.social
Drinking coffee, pretending to be a competent adult, and failing fabulously.
🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 he/him. Eastern U.S.
https://www.instagram.com/stephenbl2?igsh=MWdhNHIzcXBsazNjMQ==
Please don't add your laziness and thoughtlessness to the world, it's in bad enough shape already. Put sh*t back where you got it, it's not hard. #respect #retail
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Made a tiktok video for work today and was told by a young colleague that I "ate"... the youngins often confuse me but I appreciate the affirmation.
a man says i 'm getting older with his hands in his pockets
ALT: a man says i 'm getting older with his hands in his pockets
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October 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Nothing like the feeling of putting on freshly-laundered pajamas at 7pm.
a black and white photo of a woman saying my jammies ..
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman saying my jammies ..
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October 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Happy #NationalCoffeeDay to all my fellow #coffee lovers! May your brew always be strong and your cup never empty! Cheers! ☕️
September 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Happy #NationalCoffeeDay to all my fellow #coffee lovers! May your brew always be strong and your cup never empty! Cheers! ☕️
September 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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So apparently the rapture didn't happen. Big surprise.
a woman is wearing a watch and says so anyway
ALT: a woman is wearing a watch and says so anyway
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September 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So apparently the rapture didn't happen. Big surprise.
a woman is wearing a watch and says so anyway
ALT: a woman is wearing a watch and says so anyway
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September 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Politics, porn, food pics, selfies, and "thirst traps"... apparently those really are the only way to get interaction. Sad.
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'd never before gone to the bathroom while Adele watched me. Guess there's a first time for everything.
September 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Can't believe it's September 1st, the unofficial end of summer.
What made you the happiest this summer?
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Can't believe it's September 1st, the unofficial end of summer.
What made you the happiest this summer?
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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In other news, someone guessed that I'm almost 10 years younger than I am.
a man and a woman are sitting in front of a crowd and the woman is asking the man if she looks wonderful .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in front of a crowd and the woman is asking the man if she looks wonderful .
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August 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
In other news, someone guessed that I'm almost 10 years younger than I am.
a man and a woman are sitting in front of a crowd and the woman is asking the man if she looks wonderful .
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in front of a crowd and the woman is asking the man if she looks wonderful .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Guess who got the job?
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Second interview tomorrow for a job I really want! Keep your fingers crossed, kids!
August 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I've never identified with a wall as much as this one.
August 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I've never identified with a wall as much as this one.
August 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
August 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Applying for jobs is exhausting.
August 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Ask me the most random question you can think of!
August 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ask me the most random question you can think of!
August 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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9:13PM on Friday night. Golden Girls, chips and salsa, and a new coloring book. I've reached peak adulthood.
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
9:13PM on Friday night. Golden Girls, chips and salsa, and a new coloring book. I've reached peak adulthood.
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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"I didn't ask for Jesus to look like a penis." - something I literally just said out loud.
August 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"I didn't ask for Jesus to look like a penis." - something I literally just said out loud.
August 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM