I drove three hours to see the super bloom flower fields… all I saw was the location for California’s next brush fire

No bc yah and that’s on that

Strawberry matcha makes me feel like I’m a princess

No bc I’ve only had British dentists… make that make sense

If a French man tells me to wee in front of him one more time I might just do it.

Summer is the time for love, rendezvous, and getting blacked out in an Applebees parking lot

Sometimes I consider myself a French twink (I’m not French)

I wanna go back to rehab it was more fun than real life :(