Lived in London for 10 years. Never got over how people would treat you like an alien species when they found out you’re from the North. ‘You’re a Geordie! Go on say something in Geordie.’

Damn right!

Nooooooooooooooo

Looks better than most grounds in Denmark

A great book.

I couldn’t breath for most of it

Likewise The Guardian opinion pieces would write themselves.

I think I could take the pearl clutching from people in Liverpool.

I’m a big fan of the sell him to Saudi story just because it would be hilarious.

Cracking win. Any idea about why Hameed was getting worked up about during the run chase?

Absolutely

Ok, there is a Japanese word for a pimped up car driven by radgie knackers called a iansha (yansha) which I’ve always thought must surely be a Geordie word. ‘That’s a reet Yansha, that like.’