Stephen Sturgeon
@stephensturgeon.bsky.social
i don't know what 'marty supreme' is about but i think it is about a guy named marty whose favorite album is 'a love supreme.'
marty listens to 'a love supreme' every day and the scenes are example after example of how deeply moved he is by 'a love supreme.'
marty listens to 'a love supreme' every day and the scenes are example after example of how deeply moved he is by 'a love supreme.'
January 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
i don't know what 'marty supreme' is about but i think it is about a guy named marty whose favorite album is 'a love supreme.'
marty listens to 'a love supreme' every day and the scenes are example after example of how deeply moved he is by 'a love supreme.'
marty listens to 'a love supreme' every day and the scenes are example after example of how deeply moved he is by 'a love supreme.'
there's a new girl scout cookie this year called 'emoluments'
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
there's a new girl scout cookie this year called 'emoluments'
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need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
need more cosmopolitan chauvinism imo. to be able to go to a world city and do this without crossing a border is something you should be proud of, it means you're a great country. To want to tear it down means you are inbred provincial hog with no greater drives than envy and fear.
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
now béla tarr is dead
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
now béla tarr is dead
midwinter's day and the fourth sunday of advent coincided yesterday
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
midwinter's day and the fourth sunday of advent coincided yesterday
me on my death bed, talking to a physician who is monitoring my steadily slowing pulse:
let's... review action items and [gasping, choking, heart seizing]...... neccchhhhxxxxt shhhhhhtepppppsssssss.....
let's... review action items and [gasping, choking, heart seizing]...... neccchhhhxxxxt shhhhhhtepppppsssssss.....
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
me on my death bed, talking to a physician who is monitoring my steadily slowing pulse:
let's... review action items and [gasping, choking, heart seizing]...... neccchhhhxxxxt shhhhhhtepppppsssssss.....
let's... review action items and [gasping, choking, heart seizing]...... neccchhhhxxxxt shhhhhhtepppppsssssss.....
it is not implausible that 6ix9ine, in a bid to regain some of his lost cultural relevancy, surgically removes two of his '69' tattoos
December 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
it is not implausible that 6ix9ine, in a bid to regain some of his lost cultural relevancy, surgically removes two of his '69' tattoos
read 'extreme restaints' as 'extreme restaurants'
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
read 'extreme restaints' as 'extreme restaurants'
i think somene's smoking a swisher in the library
December 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think somene's smoking a swisher in the library
journalism is a mental illness
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
journalism is a mental illness
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There were so many things in the countryside of West Sussex that were hidden to me today by signs, doors, gates and walls: we need a right to roam. @righttoroam.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There were so many things in the countryside of West Sussex that were hidden to me today by signs, doors, gates and walls: we need a right to roam. @righttoroam.bsky.social
tomorrow comes december
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
tomorrow comes december
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Butchers Broom - such a weird plant - in such a weird place! In the Devil’s Ditch; a late Iron Age bank & ditch, Stane Street end. The name of the entrenchment is derived from Sussex folklore, which holds that it was the work of the devil in an attempt to let in the sea to flood the Sussex churches.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Butchers Broom - such a weird plant - in such a weird place! In the Devil’s Ditch; a late Iron Age bank & ditch, Stane Street end. The name of the entrenchment is derived from Sussex folklore, which holds that it was the work of the devil in an attempt to let in the sea to flood the Sussex churches.
is MbS fat? it's hard to tell
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
is MbS fat? it's hard to tell
what's that cuneiform thing called that looks like bicycle wheel spokes and when it's next to a word it means that word is the name of a god? it's called a dingaling or something. i think a guy on the T just now had one on his sneaker
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
what's that cuneiform thing called that looks like bicycle wheel spokes and when it's next to a word it means that word is the name of a god? it's called a dingaling or something. i think a guy on the T just now had one on his sneaker
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The parish boundary in this medieval wood in the low weald East Sussex is shown on the map as a wibbly-wobbly dotted line and in the wood as a wibbly-wobbly bank and ditch probably of medieval origin, planted with coppiced Hornbeam. I walked along it all, feeling a sense of continuity with the past
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The parish boundary in this medieval wood in the low weald East Sussex is shown on the map as a wibbly-wobbly dotted line and in the wood as a wibbly-wobbly bank and ditch probably of medieval origin, planted with coppiced Hornbeam. I walked along it all, feeling a sense of continuity with the past
sometimes people look so unremarkable and blank of feature and sometimes there are two of them next to one another and you can't tell if they are identical twins, due to the dullness in the warp and woof of their resemblance. you worry they're getting the wrong idea from your staring..
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
sometimes people look so unremarkable and blank of feature and sometimes there are two of them next to one another and you can't tell if they are identical twins, due to the dullness in the warp and woof of their resemblance. you worry they're getting the wrong idea from your staring..
feels like 'propaganda' is a neuter plural ??
November 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
feels like 'propaganda' is a neuter plural ??
guy on the 86 bus is holding three iphones stacked in his hand, watching ads on instagram on the top one
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
guy on the 86 bus is holding three iphones stacked in his hand, watching ads on instagram on the top one
ben and i both ordered irish breakfasts. he said he's angry about a lot of things but can't remember what they are, and he can't say much else. i'm drinking harp
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
ben and i both ordered irish breakfasts. he said he's angry about a lot of things but can't remember what they are, and he can't say much else. i'm drinking harp
it's a nine-mile walk from the office to the pumps.
sometimes you think you're going to drop.
in the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off,
and before you can leave you've got to sweep the fuckin shop
sometimes you think you're going to drop.
in the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off,
and before you can leave you've got to sweep the fuckin shop
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's a nine-mile walk from the office to the pumps.
sometimes you think you're going to drop.
in the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off,
and before you can leave you've got to sweep the fuckin shop
sometimes you think you're going to drop.
in the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off,
and before you can leave you've got to sweep the fuckin shop
liars in public places
October 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
liars in public places
if amazon web services never gets fixed, the nobel peace prize should actually go to that
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
if amazon web services never gets fixed, the nobel peace prize should actually go to that