Stephen Windsor
@stephenwindsor.bsky.social
"Now how many other parliaments do you think we can see in 24 hours by public transport? You have five minutes to think before we have to leave for St Pancras." Congratulations to you both
December 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"Now how many other parliaments do you think we can see in 24 hours by public transport? You have five minutes to think before we have to leave for St Pancras." Congratulations to you both
Greetings Professor Falken
How about a nice game of chess?
How about a nice game of chess?
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Greetings Professor Falken
How about a nice game of chess?
How about a nice game of chess?
Hands off our Wine Gums
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hands off our Wine Gums
Better to @ all your cricket thoughts to the cricket thought aggregator, @t0nyyates.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Better to @ all your cricket thoughts to the cricket thought aggregator, @t0nyyates.bsky.social
"But I don't want to ride a motorcycle"
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"But I don't want to ride a motorcycle"
Or at least make sure it was Twlldun that you shoot in the face
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Or at least make sure it was Twlldun that you shoot in the face
Only if the body is fully dead. If the waste operatives detect any sign of life, then residents will have to pay a surcharge.
October 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Only if the body is fully dead. If the waste operatives detect any sign of life, then residents will have to pay a surcharge.
If they've managed to resurrect Victoria Wood for one last performance, then fair play to them
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If they've managed to resurrect Victoria Wood for one last performance, then fair play to them
Just call your nearest bar and they'll kick out a couple of 'drivers' for you...
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just call your nearest bar and they'll kick out a couple of 'drivers' for you...
They still have the muscle memory of how they covered previous Tory conferences.
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
They still have the muscle memory of how they covered previous Tory conferences.
The people's dictator
September 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The people's dictator
A Mr N Kinnock would like to disagree
September 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A Mr N Kinnock would like to disagree
Just as you are in life...
September 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just as you are in life...
Global Warming, innit
September 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Global Warming, innit
Just entering his American political prime
September 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just entering his American political prime
Do you have access to a big projector GB? If so, could be worth projecting a few photoshops to see if they have more impact...
September 17, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Do you have access to a big projector GB? If so, could be worth projecting a few photoshops to see if they have more impact...
You know how much the French hate industrial action. It is absolutely the last resort
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You know how much the French hate industrial action. It is absolutely the last resort
Bet they could improve the ratings by deporting all the contestants except the winner
September 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Bet they could improve the ratings by deporting all the contestants except the winner
Surely the solution is to establish a wine to cheese ratio and make sure you always buy them together
August 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Surely the solution is to establish a wine to cheese ratio and make sure you always buy them together
It's just the effect you seem to have on everyone
August 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It's just the effect you seem to have on everyone
The Titanic iceberg of schools
August 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The Titanic iceberg of schools
Like Ulrika-ka-ka from Shooting Stars
August 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Like Ulrika-ka-ka from Shooting Stars
Alaska returns to Russia as of midnight. Nothing further to discuss
August 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Alaska returns to Russia as of midnight. Nothing further to discuss