I used mine to light a tissue once just to see if I could. Teenagers am I right? Boy does that sucker get hot!

To be fair, only some of the people who voted for Trump are fascists - the rest are stupid, ignorant, selfish, racist, or some combination thereof. It takes a special combination of traits to qualify as a fascist, but Fetterman is probably just pandering to the Pennsylvanians he's trying to swing.