Fanny Holness
@stephholness.bsky.social
Mmmbop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du…YeeEeyeah
Maybe have a little look at my folksy shop if you like, I sell textile art 😊
https://folksy.com/find/shop/balzorandbear
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du…YeeEeyeah
Maybe have a little look at my folksy shop if you like, I sell textile art 😊
https://folksy.com/find/shop/balzorandbear
When you’re doing thoughts, isn’t it nice to know that other people also sit around having a big think- often at just the same time as you. Can you imagine how noisy it would be if the thoughts clattered over our cities like clouds, bumping off each other and saying ‘oh pardon me’
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
When you’re doing thoughts, isn’t it nice to know that other people also sit around having a big think- often at just the same time as you. Can you imagine how noisy it would be if the thoughts clattered over our cities like clouds, bumping off each other and saying ‘oh pardon me’
And where is the law that says you can’t brush your teeth from bed?
Oooo, watermelon flavour- how fancy!
Oooo, watermelon flavour- how fancy!
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
And where is the law that says you can’t brush your teeth from bed?
Oooo, watermelon flavour- how fancy!
Oooo, watermelon flavour- how fancy!
Ha. I actually had crisps for breakfast. So there.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Ha. I actually had crisps for breakfast. So there.
It’s a cheese and cracker breakfast kind of day
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It’s a cheese and cracker breakfast kind of day
A heartwarming thought: everybody you ever meet at some point in their life has drawn a picture of something, and they’ve enjoyed it.
November 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
A heartwarming thought: everybody you ever meet at some point in their life has drawn a picture of something, and they’ve enjoyed it.
All hail the Onion King
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
All hail the Onion King
Be yourself. I suspect you will be in excellent company.
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Be yourself. I suspect you will be in excellent company.
I doubt it’s considered glamorous to fire liquorice at one’s own eye (or anyone else’s for that matter).
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I doubt it’s considered glamorous to fire liquorice at one’s own eye (or anyone else’s for that matter).
FEED ME ALL YOUR WAFFLES
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
FEED ME ALL YOUR WAFFLES
I cannot at this point see a single reason not to get fat
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I cannot at this point see a single reason not to get fat
Shut up. Go away. Come back with a beer.
Please.
Please.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Shut up. Go away. Come back with a beer.
Please.
Please.
Wolf! WOLF!!! WOOOOOLF!!!!
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Wolf! WOLF!!! WOOOOOLF!!!!
Six is a lot of Eggs David
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Six is a lot of Eggs David
Actually Joe, I have pretty good insight into being very capable as people go. But thank you anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Actually Joe, I have pretty good insight into being very capable as people go. But thank you anyway.
Matched my outfit to my Sainsbury’s carrier bag. Balenciaga eat your heart out.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Matched my outfit to my Sainsbury’s carrier bag. Balenciaga eat your heart out.
I think it’s possible that I might not be afraid anymore
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I think it’s possible that I might not be afraid anymore
Do it properly the first time and stop being a twat.
Lessons at 6am.
Lessons at 6am.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Do it properly the first time and stop being a twat.
Lessons at 6am.
Lessons at 6am.
I think my new darker fringe is giving ‘Hitler’. I can’t honestly say I love it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think my new darker fringe is giving ‘Hitler’. I can’t honestly say I love it.
Apparently I ‘seem fun’. Is chaos fun? No, no it’s not.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Apparently I ‘seem fun’. Is chaos fun? No, no it’s not.
‘What do you mean you’re not a black woman that knows all the songs in (insert fabricated title of musical)? Well, I supposed we’ll let you play that part anyway….’
Because daytime failing is not enough, night brain demands more fuel for the pyre of shame.
Because daytime failing is not enough, night brain demands more fuel for the pyre of shame.
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 AM
‘What do you mean you’re not a black woman that knows all the songs in (insert fabricated title of musical)? Well, I supposed we’ll let you play that part anyway….’
Because daytime failing is not enough, night brain demands more fuel for the pyre of shame.
Because daytime failing is not enough, night brain demands more fuel for the pyre of shame.
Radishes give one terrible wind, which in this age of inorganic insincerity is all the more reason to eat them.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Radishes give one terrible wind, which in this age of inorganic insincerity is all the more reason to eat them.
Ever seeking further pieces of furniture to destroy in a relentless quest for The Instructions
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ever seeking further pieces of furniture to destroy in a relentless quest for The Instructions
It’s 8am. I demand my hot and cold waking up liquids.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It’s 8am. I demand my hot and cold waking up liquids.
Two hours spent awake thinking about revenge, the nature of psychosis, and thunderstorms. Brain getting the key stuff out of the way ready for the big sleep? Or just being a total dick.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Two hours spent awake thinking about revenge, the nature of psychosis, and thunderstorms. Brain getting the key stuff out of the way ready for the big sleep? Or just being a total dick.