Nothing makes me feel sexier than going to bed with a breathe right strip on my nose and slathering some Vaseline on my hands and wearing white gloves looking like Mickey Mouse to keep the Vaseline over the fissures on my hands

That magical moment when you can turn off your alarm on a Friday morning for the weekend 😌

Merry Crisis

Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop

People are going to tell me that I sound bad right now being sick and all but jokes on you, I can’t hear you or myself

Oh it’s happening. I’m sick now. Fuck

Repost this with a pic of you and your favourite Pokémon

I wish I could just hakuna matata

I kinda feel like shit… my nose is feeling like it’s burning and that’s sometimes a warning that I’m getting sick 🙃

My next door neighbours are moving to Poland in a couple weeks and my dog is in love with the lady and she will be heartbroken when they leave and then will wonder why there are different people coming in and out of the house 😭 or she’ll get over it very fast and love the new neighbours 😂

I have been in denial that summer is over and it’s time to cover my head and hands when I go outside 😒

I am ashamed to admit that I used to misunderstand the saying “I’m as ready as I’ll ever be” and I used to think it was “I’m as ready as a lever bee” 😭💀😳

I really need a break to help my mental health 😭

go to Christmas movie in a gif

Every morning from Monday to Thursday, I wake up so annoyed that it’s not Friday 😤

Hello!