Steve Bernard
@steve-bernard.bsky.social
i love the idiotic idea that a bunch of centrist libs running on “we’ll train the fascist paramilitary police better” might ultimately do the radical and correct thing of shutting down the fascist paramilitary police. if you elect people promising to do nothing, that’s absolutely what they’ll do
January 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
i love the idiotic idea that a bunch of centrist libs running on “we’ll train the fascist paramilitary police better” might ultimately do the radical and correct thing of shutting down the fascist paramilitary police. if you elect people promising to do nothing, that’s absolutely what they’ll do
i often think about an old video that went viral of a us soldier in iraq/afghanistan throwing a stray puppy off a cliff and laughing. one of his buddies put it on youtube bc they thought it was funny and did not anticipate the backlash it’d get from normal humans. same phenomenon with these freaks
January 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
i often think about an old video that went viral of a us soldier in iraq/afghanistan throwing a stray puppy off a cliff and laughing. one of his buddies put it on youtube bc they thought it was funny and did not anticipate the backlash it’d get from normal humans. same phenomenon with these freaks
i think the hogs will 100% write off any joe shmoe the ice goons execute. in the worst case scenario they will blame the left for creating an atmosphere of fear, causing an innocent ice goon to make an honest mistake and execute one of their fellow hogs
January 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
i think the hogs will 100% write off any joe shmoe the ice goons execute. in the worst case scenario they will blame the left for creating an atmosphere of fear, causing an innocent ice goon to make an honest mistake and execute one of their fellow hogs
even the french revolution didn’t go hard enough to guillotene every one of these guys. i’m just trying to keep my expectations a little more grounded in reality by instead imagining this outlandish nursing home of horrors scenario or whatever i said
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
even the french revolution didn’t go hard enough to guillotene every one of these guys. i’m just trying to keep my expectations a little more grounded in reality by instead imagining this outlandish nursing home of horrors scenario or whatever i said
i was thinking yesterday that when ice guys start getting old they should have to go to special ice nursing homes with unqualified and cruel staff, and elementary school kids should never get bussed over there to cheer them up. i just want them to know they are and always shall be unloved
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
i was thinking yesterday that when ice guys start getting old they should have to go to special ice nursing homes with unqualified and cruel staff, and elementary school kids should never get bussed over there to cheer them up. i just want them to know they are and always shall be unloved
it could be because vance is the only ghoul in the administration who even bothers pretending to have a soul, even though in practice the act makes him look even more hideous than the rest of them, like a monster wearing human skin. or maybe trump’s just making him eat a bowl of shit out of contempt
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
it could be because vance is the only ghoul in the administration who even bothers pretending to have a soul, even though in practice the act makes him look even more hideous than the rest of them, like a monster wearing human skin. or maybe trump’s just making him eat a bowl of shit out of contempt
very unwise to fuck with the Old Dark Frog in this manner, imo
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 AM
very unwise to fuck with the Old Dark Frog in this manner, imo
you’d think that one thing an administration of malevolent con artists would have going for them is that they wouldn’t constantly get conned by other con artists on the world stage, but alas
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
you’d think that one thing an administration of malevolent con artists would have going for them is that they wouldn’t constantly get conned by other con artists on the world stage, but alas
it’s amazing to me that he was willing to toss his environmentalism in the dumpster, not to mention the liberalism that was his family’s entire legacy, all to send medicine back to the dark ages. i wonder if he really cared that much more about that one issue or if he just wanted to feel important
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
it’s amazing to me that he was willing to toss his environmentalism in the dumpster, not to mention the liberalism that was his family’s entire legacy, all to send medicine back to the dark ages. i wonder if he really cared that much more about that one issue or if he just wanted to feel important
i don’t really believe in karma, and i think unfortunately the bad guys often win and get away with it and die comfortably in their beds, but the one small comfort the universe does provide for us is that even when they win, they are still the same miserable shitheads and always will be
December 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
i don’t really believe in karma, and i think unfortunately the bad guys often win and get away with it and die comfortably in their beds, but the one small comfort the universe does provide for us is that even when they win, they are still the same miserable shitheads and always will be
i think buffalo chicken pizza, at this point, is in the pantheon of universally agreed upon standard toppings across the us
December 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i think buffalo chicken pizza, at this point, is in the pantheon of universally agreed upon standard toppings across the us
i believe it’s pizza with weird urbane toppings because the good pizza toppings that everyone else in america agrees are correct are too mundane for the villainous californians
December 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
i believe it’s pizza with weird urbane toppings because the good pizza toppings that everyone else in america agrees are correct are too mundane for the villainous californians
reminds me of that “humans weren’t self-aware until the late bronze age” dogshit, where the evidence was basically, “people used to write a lot about gods telling them to do things”
December 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
reminds me of that “humans weren’t self-aware until the late bronze age” dogshit, where the evidence was basically, “people used to write a lot about gods telling them to do things”
he’s the one who most often has me hoping hell is a real place. the ones who seem like they were just born spiritually deformed i can have some tiny amount of grace for. but a man like jd who WILLFULLY CHOOSES to be that way should really have to reap the rewards of his choice forever imo
December 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
he’s the one who most often has me hoping hell is a real place. the ones who seem like they were just born spiritually deformed i can have some tiny amount of grace for. but a man like jd who WILLFULLY CHOOSES to be that way should really have to reap the rewards of his choice forever imo
i bet those truth social posts are overflowing with christmas cheer though
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i bet those truth social posts are overflowing with christmas cheer though
in this decade we’ve seen billionaires buying out major news sources and social media sites they find disagreeable and intentionally sabotaging them, because they are so rich that they essentially have veto power over the media. taxing the billionaire class into oblivion is a good in and of itself!
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
in this decade we’ve seen billionaires buying out major news sources and social media sites they find disagreeable and intentionally sabotaging them, because they are so rich that they essentially have veto power over the media. taxing the billionaire class into oblivion is a good in and of itself!
lol insane and sort of admirable that the writer reported all of these very embarrassing details. once you find out like half of this, you should really just kill the piece, but i have to tip my hat to them for clearly describing what a joke this is, even if they did so obliviously
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
lol insane and sort of admirable that the writer reported all of these very embarrassing details. once you find out like half of this, you should really just kill the piece, but i have to tip my hat to them for clearly describing what a joke this is, even if they did so obliviously
i have a working theory that anyone who obtains enough money to buy a house with a private beach and lounge around on the beach all day for the rest of their life, who then continues obsessively obtaining more money instead of doing the infinite beach thing, is criminally insane
December 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i have a working theory that anyone who obtains enough money to buy a house with a private beach and lounge around on the beach all day for the rest of their life, who then continues obsessively obtaining more money instead of doing the infinite beach thing, is criminally insane
don’t worry, the writer of this never feels embarrassment about anything
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
don’t worry, the writer of this never feels embarrassment about anything
if you’re not a visual artist, your pitches to your artists SHOULD be crude, so the artists have room to interpret and be artists! if bosses are just handing artists AI shit and saying “do this,” paying the artists is just a sin tax for cranking out subhuman AI dogshit, there’s no art happening
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if you’re not a visual artist, your pitches to your artists SHOULD be crude, so the artists have room to interpret and be artists! if bosses are just handing artists AI shit and saying “do this,” paying the artists is just a sin tax for cranking out subhuman AI dogshit, there’s no art happening
lol guy who gets paid massive amounts of money by one of the most famous newspapers on earth to bloviate on topics he doesn’t know any more about than the average shithead who reads the news: the system doesn’t seem interested in rewarding people of my race and sex at all
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
lol guy who gets paid massive amounts of money by one of the most famous newspapers on earth to bloviate on topics he doesn’t know any more about than the average shithead who reads the news: the system doesn’t seem interested in rewarding people of my race and sex at all
i always love the part in the first scene in the movie when even the dead-eyed psychopathic murderer is morally disgusted by jerry’s stupid plan
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i always love the part in the first scene in the movie when even the dead-eyed psychopathic murderer is morally disgusted by jerry’s stupid plan
this was the biggest size they had on fastplaque dot com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this was the biggest size they had on fastplaque dot com
I know he’s always typed that way, but even before Trump, one of my favorite online insanity signifiers was people giving Reverential Capitalization to their Ideas. It’s neat that it’s just part of the White House style guide now.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I know he’s always typed that way, but even before Trump, one of my favorite online insanity signifiers was people giving Reverential Capitalization to their Ideas. It’s neat that it’s just part of the White House style guide now.
it’s neat to me that they’re all literally transforming into demons before our eyes
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
it’s neat to me that they’re all literally transforming into demons before our eyes