Steve Brewer
@steve-brewer.bsky.social
I am a writer and former marketing guy who never attended Oxford. It could explain why I'm not crazy about their commas.
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Steve Brewer
@steve-brewer.bsky.social
· Oct 15
As any economist worth his or her salt would tell you, the distance between boob and belt tells you a lot about a country's economic health.
I haven't seen shoulder pads like that since "Dynasty."
January 9, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I haven't seen shoulder pads like that since "Dynasty."
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The horrific killing of Renee Good in Minneapolis by an ICE agent is a disgusting tragedy that never should have happened. Time and time again, wherever ICE goes, chaos follows.
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The horrific killing of Renee Good in Minneapolis by an ICE agent is a disgusting tragedy that never should have happened. Time and time again, wherever ICE goes, chaos follows.
Once again, the administration blatantly lied. This time, it was about ICE killing a fellow citizen in cold blood.
Dems, true to fashion, responded with all the venom of a bowl of instant grits.
We need someone who speaks with spirit rather than a script. We need passion. We need new voices.
Dems, true to fashion, responded with all the venom of a bowl of instant grits.
We need someone who speaks with spirit rather than a script. We need passion. We need new voices.
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Once again, the administration blatantly lied. This time, it was about ICE killing a fellow citizen in cold blood.
Dems, true to fashion, responded with all the venom of a bowl of instant grits.
We need someone who speaks with spirit rather than a script. We need passion. We need new voices.
Dems, true to fashion, responded with all the venom of a bowl of instant grits.
We need someone who speaks with spirit rather than a script. We need passion. We need new voices.
Hilton's new slogan: "We'll leave the Right on for you."
January 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Hilton's new slogan: "We'll leave the Right on for you."
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We really dodged a bullet.
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
We really dodged a bullet.
A little known fact: To preserve the FIFA Peace Prize, it has to occasionally be coated in oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
A little known fact: To preserve the FIFA Peace Prize, it has to occasionally be coated in oil.
Trump Caracas announced in 3...2...1...
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Trump Caracas announced in 3...2...1...
George Santos mysteriously left NYC just before Maduro & Co. were "invited" to the U.S.
If this were a trade, you would have thought we would have received a draft pick or two.
If this were a trade, you would have thought we would have received a draft pick or two.
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
George Santos mysteriously left NYC just before Maduro & Co. were "invited" to the U.S.
If this were a trade, you would have thought we would have received a draft pick or two.
If this were a trade, you would have thought we would have received a draft pick or two.
Yikes! It is going to be quite the ask to get behind his nomination for the next Nobel Peace Prize.
Of course, Bari Weiss may have a different opinion.
Of course, Bari Weiss may have a different opinion.
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yikes! It is going to be quite the ask to get behind his nomination for the next Nobel Peace Prize.
Of course, Bari Weiss may have a different opinion.
Of course, Bari Weiss may have a different opinion.
Tony, you will earn my trust the second time you piss off Bari by holding the administration to account. I'm worried the first time might just be a fluke.
Need help? Start with renting “Good Night, and Good Luck."
Need help? Start with renting “Good Night, and Good Luck."
January 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Tony, you will earn my trust the second time you piss off Bari by holding the administration to account. I'm worried the first time might just be a fluke.
Need help? Start with renting “Good Night, and Good Luck."
Need help? Start with renting “Good Night, and Good Luck."
On a related topic, "Rosemary's Baby" is one heck of a movie.
December 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
On a related topic, "Rosemary's Baby" is one heck of a movie.
Wait. Does this mean she is pro Labor?
And yet she prefers a full-time job to raising her own children.
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wait. Does this mean she is pro Labor?
This we know. They will be
- Painted orange
- Weigh more than expected, displacing ungodly amounts of water
- Steer to the hard right
- Play "YMCA" and "In the Navy"
- Powered by hot air
- Use neck flaps for rudders
- Have rotten communication systems
It's a long list...Feel free to add.
- Painted orange
- Weigh more than expected, displacing ungodly amounts of water
- Steer to the hard right
- Play "YMCA" and "In the Navy"
- Powered by hot air
- Use neck flaps for rudders
- Have rotten communication systems
It's a long list...Feel free to add.
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This we know. They will be
- Painted orange
- Weigh more than expected, displacing ungodly amounts of water
- Steer to the hard right
- Play "YMCA" and "In the Navy"
- Powered by hot air
- Use neck flaps for rudders
- Have rotten communication systems
It's a long list...Feel free to add.
- Painted orange
- Weigh more than expected, displacing ungodly amounts of water
- Steer to the hard right
- Play "YMCA" and "In the Navy"
- Powered by hot air
- Use neck flaps for rudders
- Have rotten communication systems
It's a long list...Feel free to add.
In preparation for the Winter Olympics and his dance with dementia, our favorite orange oligarch just completed a triple Lutz.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
In preparation for the Winter Olympics and his dance with dementia, our favorite orange oligarch just completed a triple Lutz.
If what she said were true, the Orange One wouldn't be able to sit down because of people kissing his...
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Thursday that the president wears bandages on the back of his hand because he's “literally constantly shaking hands.”
Jake Tapper Rejects White House Reason For Trump's Bruises: 'There Is Something Going On'
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Thursday that the president wears bandages on the back of his hand because he's “literally constantly shaking hands.”
www.huffpost.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If what she said were true, the Orange One wouldn't be able to sit down because of people kissing his...
An absolutely ridiculous headline.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
An absolutely ridiculous headline.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
When I was a kid, we were forced to watch a film featuring Sony & Cher talking about the risks of taking drugs and at some point later in life having a bad trip/flashback.
Just saying.
Just saying.
We have become a profoundly ridiculous country. This makes the Nero-era look sane and normal.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I was a kid, we were forced to watch a film featuring Sony & Cher talking about the risks of taking drugs and at some point later in life having a bad trip/flashback.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Little known fact: To underscore the honor, FIFA is changing the game and adding an orange card. It's for people who unexpectedly fall asleep during a match.
Has FIFA let all those people out of the dungeon after they made casts of their grasping hands or are they still down there
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Little known fact: To underscore the honor, FIFA is changing the game and adding an orange card. It's for people who unexpectedly fall asleep during a match.
She is more into Foundation than Isaac Asimov.
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
She is more into Foundation than Isaac Asimov.
I'm willing to put a reasonable amount of money on the assumption that those lines in his forehead are not from contemplating the great ethical questions of the modern era.
Gaetz, wearing a jacket embroidered with “Representative Matt Gaetz,” joined a ragtag cast of MAGA influencers and conspiracy theorists.
Matt Gaetz Cosplays as Reporter in Bonkers Pentagon Briefing
The former congressman was among the MAGA newcomers lobbing softball questions at the Trump administration.
trib.al
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'm willing to put a reasonable amount of money on the assumption that those lines in his forehead are not from contemplating the great ethical questions of the modern era.
The only funeral he'll attend is Sara Lee's and that's because he heard there would be baked goods.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The only funeral he'll attend is Sara Lee's and that's because he heard there would be baked goods.
"45 47" looks like it is referencing heart beats per minute.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"45 47" looks like it is referencing heart beats per minute.
Let's just face it. The guy can't think on his cankles.
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Let's just face it. The guy can't think on his cankles.
What better way to embrace the spirit of the holidays than the prelude to yet another war?
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What better way to embrace the spirit of the holidays than the prelude to yet another war?
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.