Could you please lose your shit on someone else's car for a change?
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Could you please lose your shit on someone else's car for a change?
New t-shirt
"Jesus doesn't give reacharounds."
"Jesus doesn't give reacharounds."
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
New t-shirt
"Jesus doesn't give reacharounds."
"Jesus doesn't give reacharounds."
It's a 22 & 1/2 feet tall. I'm thinking of painting it green and painting 374 on it next to the new foul pole.
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's a 22 & 1/2 feet tall. I'm thinking of painting it green and painting 374 on it next to the new foul pole.
I personally buy my padded bras from temu to save money, but I always send back the ones that have three cups.
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I personally buy my padded bras from temu to save money, but I always send back the ones that have three cups.
Funny how they missed the whole "empathy and footwashing" part, not to mention the whole communal sharing thing.
December 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Funny how they missed the whole "empathy and footwashing" part, not to mention the whole communal sharing thing.
Mmmmm, applejack! < falls off horse >
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Mmmmm, applejack! < falls off horse >
Oh yeah, and I'm 63, so this guy in a black bathrobe with farming tools keeps walking by.
To be fair, Hans is kinda forgetful, and he gets confused sometimes.
To be fair, Hans is kinda forgetful, and he gets confused sometimes.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh yeah, and I'm 63, so this guy in a black bathrobe with farming tools keeps walking by.
To be fair, Hans is kinda forgetful, and he gets confused sometimes.
To be fair, Hans is kinda forgetful, and he gets confused sometimes.
Adhd, anxiety disorder, severe depression, possible eating disorder - if a girl thinks the way to my heart is through my stomach, she better have a pretty sharp jacknife! Anyway, Abilify has been ridiculously effective for me, and I'm taking pediatric levels.
December 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Adhd, anxiety disorder, severe depression, possible eating disorder - if a girl thinks the way to my heart is through my stomach, she better have a pretty sharp jacknife! Anyway, Abilify has been ridiculously effective for me, and I'm taking pediatric levels.
Between my high horse and your low bar, I keep spilling my Lime Rickey!
My liver is getting downright uppity!
My liver is getting downright uppity!
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Between my high horse and your low bar, I keep spilling my Lime Rickey!
My liver is getting downright uppity!
My liver is getting downright uppity!
Denada, go make some money!
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Denada, go make some money!
You can use both.
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You can use both.
I'm actually serious.
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm actually serious.
"I'd call you a sack of shit, but you don't deserve the compliment."
December 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"I'd call you a sack of shit, but you don't deserve the compliment."
Hey, those dopes want you to be overwhelmed and give up. Fwiw, if you take meds, I can give you what they switched me to. It is helping more than bupropion. Also, this year's resolution is funneling my rage at these syphiletic sacks of "shit would be an upgrade".
Your next t-shirt 1/2
Your next t-shirt 1/2
December 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hey, those dopes want you to be overwhelmed and give up. Fwiw, if you take meds, I can give you what they switched me to. It is helping more than bupropion. Also, this year's resolution is funneling my rage at these syphiletic sacks of "shit would be an upgrade".
Your next t-shirt 1/2
Your next t-shirt 1/2
To be honest, they hide mail during route tests like that. They've been doing that for a hundred years, but this is a new low. Great way to eliminate votes and finally give the usps that dirtnap that the gross 'ol pedo party has always dreamed of.
The vbm states will cope, but maga grandma won't.
The vbm states will cope, but maga grandma won't.
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
To be honest, they hide mail during route tests like that. They've been doing that for a hundred years, but this is a new low. Great way to eliminate votes and finally give the usps that dirtnap that the gross 'ol pedo party has always dreamed of.
The vbm states will cope, but maga grandma won't.
The vbm states will cope, but maga grandma won't.
All the elves are at Martinique, wearing thongs and drinking Mai Tais on the beach. The mazola oil party starts around 9pm.
We haven't seen Santa since he swung by the Jim Beam distillery on the way back to the North Pole.
We haven't seen Santa since he swung by the Jim Beam distillery on the way back to the North Pole.
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
All the elves are at Martinique, wearing thongs and drinking Mai Tais on the beach. The mazola oil party starts around 9pm.
We haven't seen Santa since he swung by the Jim Beam distillery on the way back to the North Pole.
We haven't seen Santa since he swung by the Jim Beam distillery on the way back to the North Pole.
I would have taken you up on the offer, but you'd start kicking people in the crotch, and I probably wouldn't stop you.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I would have taken you up on the offer, but you'd start kicking people in the crotch, and I probably wouldn't stop you.
< shrug >
Ich werde die Maginot-Linie umgehen, wie immer.
Ich werde die Maginot-Linie umgehen, wie immer.
December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
< shrug >
Ich werde die Maginot-Linie umgehen, wie immer.
Ich werde die Maginot-Linie umgehen, wie immer.
Example of German pillowtalk.
"Ich möchte dich so überfallen wie Frankreich!"
Es ist ein Witz, und noch dazu ein dummer. Ich schäme mich sehr dafür.
"Ich möchte dich so überfallen wie Frankreich!"
Es ist ein Witz, und noch dazu ein dummer. Ich schäme mich sehr dafür.
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Example of German pillowtalk.
"Ich möchte dich so überfallen wie Frankreich!"
Es ist ein Witz, und noch dazu ein dummer. Ich schäme mich sehr dafür.
"Ich möchte dich so überfallen wie Frankreich!"
Es ist ein Witz, und noch dazu ein dummer. Ich schäme mich sehr dafür.
I say,"Would you like to try out my joystick?", and first, there's shock and anger. Then, I show them my computer flightsim rig, then it's disappointment and pity.
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I say,"Would you like to try out my joystick?", and first, there's shock and anger. Then, I show them my computer flightsim rig, then it's disappointment and pity.
I can't think of a subtle way of claiming it makes every food tastes like it was cooked by an asshole, but there it is.
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I can't think of a subtle way of claiming it makes every food tastes like it was cooked by an asshole, but there it is.