Please let this not be an April Fools joke.

Yup, still a corrupt dipshit, through and through.

One thing I don't see is an alternative to Tide laundry detergent and Bounce dryer sheets. Pretty sure Bounce is ubiquitous and will be hard to replace. Any suggestions there?

Not sure if he has anything that would give him such an offramp without making him look weak. Most of us have started bracing for them already.

Doesn't seem like a joke to me. Then again, it's hard to tell sometimes when there's only text.

It's all about crowd size and the perception of it. A small number of people looks much larger in an enclosed space.