Steve Patterson
@steve-patterson.bsky.social
Nerd. Retired. Amateur pogonotropher.
Here for the vibe; I'll try to keep up.
"With great power comes great voltage and/or truly excessive current."
No DMs.
God is real unless declared an integer. [ old nerd humor, don't worry about it ]
Here for the vibe; I'll try to keep up.
"With great power comes great voltage and/or truly excessive current."
No DMs.
God is real unless declared an integer. [ old nerd humor, don't worry about it ]
Too bad that we're light-years away from herd immunity.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Too bad that we're light-years away from herd immunity.
🎶"Oh Christmas Tree,
Oh Christmas Tree,
Your ornaments are history!"
Oh Christmas Tree,
Your ornaments are history!"
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
🎶"Oh Christmas Tree,
Oh Christmas Tree,
Your ornaments are history!"
Oh Christmas Tree,
Your ornaments are history!"
On the other hand, white people DID bring witch trials to the new world.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
On the other hand, white people DID bring witch trials to the new world.
"Does this bathroom make my ass look fat?"
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"Does this bathroom make my ass look fat?"
She's going to get a lovely view of the underside of that particular bus.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
She's going to get a lovely view of the underside of that particular bus.
I miss the classics... what's wrong with "fool"?
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I miss the classics... what's wrong with "fool"?
Don't kid yourself. We *are* you.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Don't kid yourself. We *are* you.
I would much rather talk to Mark Kelly than Brett Kabanaugh.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I would much rather talk to Mark Kelly than Brett Kabanaugh.
Johnson's got the whole Wizard of Oz trifecta going... no brains, no heart, no courage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Johnson's got the whole Wizard of Oz trifecta going... no brains, no heart, no courage.
More if I leave the house.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
More if I leave the house.
"I never read it, never even heard of it, and Rudy and Lindsey said I can do whatever I want."
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"I never read it, never even heard of it, and Rudy and Lindsey said I can do whatever I want."
Could happen, if Trump gets sent to a pokey in Brazil.
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Could happen, if Trump gets sent to a pokey in Brazil.
"many great legal scholars" means "I asked Rudy and Lindsey".
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"many great legal scholars" means "I asked Rudy and Lindsey".
Not being a lawyer, I am wondering if the order to investigate Sen. Mark Kelly might, in itself, be illegal? The "Speech & Debate" clause might be broad enough to give Sen. Kelly vast leeway (and nothing he said is wrong, anyway; this just screams "witch hunt"/"don't look at the Epstein files").
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Not being a lawyer, I am wondering if the order to investigate Sen. Mark Kelly might, in itself, be illegal? The "Speech & Debate" clause might be broad enough to give Sen. Kelly vast leeway (and nothing he said is wrong, anyway; this just screams "witch hunt"/"don't look at the Epstein files").
Will there be condiments?
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Will there be condiments?
His job performance would improve if he were replaced by a paperweight.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
His job performance would improve if he were replaced by a paperweight.
I submit also, in no particular order:
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I submit also, in no particular order:
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
"Walking on Broken Glass"
"Jump"
"Take On Me"
"Two Princes"
"Rubberband Man"
"And She Was"
"Saturday In the Park"
"Listen To the Music"
"Do You Believe In Love"
"You Can Call Me Al"
"Lifeline"
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
JP Morgan warned US of $1bn in Epstein transactions possibly related to human trafficking
Bank says it alerted US of ‘suspicious’ transactions just weeks after paedophile was found dead in New York jail cell
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
JP Morgan claims they did report, but that the gov't didn't do anything...
Let us give thanks.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Let us give thanks.
To lose his virginity?
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
To lose his virginity?
And no corporation or individual should be able to buy, own, or sell lawmakers in Congress.
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
And no corporation or individual should be able to buy, own, or sell lawmakers in Congress.
I'm deeply disappointed he's still the Speaker, but what are you going to do?
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm deeply disappointed he's still the Speaker, but what are you going to do?
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
Looking at you, Marjorie Taylor Greene...
To be fair, Trump orders LOTS of things he knows nothing about.
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
To be fair, Trump orders LOTS of things he knows nothing about.
Last train to Clarksville?
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Last train to Clarksville?