Apples John Steve
@steveapplesetc.bsky.social
Me? Insurance Underwriter by day. Dad and widower by night. Long walker. Crap photographer. Not a prolific poster but I do like to comment.
Not an idiot.
Based in Reading, UK
Not an idiot.
Based in Reading, UK
"Where is the jizzer?. I need to press the red button"
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
"Where is the jizzer?. I need to press the red button"
You say Arthur, I hear Fowler.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
You say Arthur, I hear Fowler.
She is shouting at biscuits after she has bought them (and presumably wanted to eat!).
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
She is shouting at biscuits after she has bought them (and presumably wanted to eat!).
I'm calling bullshit. Most estate agents would try to sell a house on fire if it meant they made some money.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm calling bullshit. Most estate agents would try to sell a house on fire if it meant they made some money.
And don't forget the cheaper food JRM promised us. You can taste the sovereignty 🙄
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
And don't forget the cheaper food JRM promised us. You can taste the sovereignty 🙄
Yeah - why would you want to watch your daughter perform something she has worked hard at? That would be so boring 🙄🙄
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Yeah - why would you want to watch your daughter perform something she has worked hard at? That would be so boring 🙄🙄
I'm pretty sure that that is the storyline of Home Alone anyway 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm pretty sure that that is the storyline of Home Alone anyway 🤔
True - I would cautiously take a bet that all the words are monosyllabic though.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
True - I would cautiously take a bet that all the words are monosyllabic though.
Don't be silly. We know he can't read 🤷♂️
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Don't be silly. We know he can't read 🤷♂️
Will it all be covered in Gold by Christmas?
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Will it all be covered in Gold by Christmas?
Palace won.
The post match interviews were lovely. Dressed in suits. Nervous and awkward but humble. Not knowing really what to say. Clearly not media trained.
The post match interviews were lovely. Dressed in suits. Nervous and awkward but humble. Not knowing really what to say. Clearly not media trained.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Palace won.
The post match interviews were lovely. Dressed in suits. Nervous and awkward but humble. Not knowing really what to say. Clearly not media trained.
The post match interviews were lovely. Dressed in suits. Nervous and awkward but humble. Not knowing really what to say. Clearly not media trained.
Why wouldn't anyone want these in their underwear selection?
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why wouldn't anyone want these in their underwear selection?
It took me far too long to realise that it's a poster 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It took me far too long to realise that it's a poster 🙄
Music is a gift. Just enjoy the fact that your kids love listening to it - whatever the type.
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Music is a gift. Just enjoy the fact that your kids love listening to it - whatever the type.
Just like the inheritance. . . . . . . . It doesn't matter how big it is, it's what you do with it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Just like the inheritance. . . . . . . . It doesn't matter how big it is, it's what you do with it.
"Stop doing Poppy Day wrong everyone. We all know it was just white people that won all the wars"
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
"Stop doing Poppy Day wrong everyone. We all know it was just white people that won all the wars"
Is it that thing from Stranger Things?
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Is it that thing from Stranger Things?
Did he mention what position he wanted the dog?
October 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Did he mention what position he wanted the dog?
If you look at the unedited / uncropped photo, the guy on the furthest right has no legs 😳
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you look at the unedited / uncropped photo, the guy on the furthest right has no legs 😳