Steve B. Garrett
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Steve B. Garrett
@stevebgarrett.bsky.social
Human male weirdo.

Free Ukraine, Congo, Sudan, and Palestine.
And, I guess, America.

Also, check out my Kung Fu classes
@kungfusansoo.bsky.social
I am reconsidering the morality of thermonuclear weapons…
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
History shows us that we need to grow a movement, primary the useless in our elections, and kill white supremacists.
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Use my new app BULLROARER to track your golf game.
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Get on my new app BEORN to track your mood swings.
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My birthday is the 31st. Trust me, moving the birthday to June feels like surrender.
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It’s the dancing at the end, a proper wake.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!

Liquidate the oligarchs.
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
AIPAC dough can’t help you get reelected, Karen.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 AM
But they are edible.
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
First thought was, “Where the fuck was their wedding planner (if they had the privilege of one)? That sounds like a pertinent question to raise before the big day.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM