Steve Bower
@stevebower.bsky.social
Steve's World of Bollocks. 'Exclusive readership' (unpopular). All opinions my own. Or off of the telly. Or approval-seeking from seemingly more attractive ppl.
I'm a member of Mensa, but wash, and wear too little artificial fabric to attend their meetings. I know both things, not just one or two.
January 15, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I'm a member of Mensa, but wash, and wear too little artificial fabric to attend their meetings. I know both things, not just one or two.
Is Marianna Spring some sort of seafood uprising? Asking for a dad.
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Is Marianna Spring some sort of seafood uprising? Asking for a dad.
Good to see Huw Edwards again. I wonder what happened to him?
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Good to see Huw Edwards again. I wonder what happened to him?
Not a sole mate then?
January 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Not a sole mate then?
I was surprised too, but I guess you can't argue with low quality facts.
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I was surprised too, but I guess you can't argue with low quality facts.
Kool and the Mob 😔
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Kool and the Mob 😔
Vicar: *cough* "I'll just ask again, - if any person here present knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage.."
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Vicar: *cough* "I'll just ask again, - if any person here present knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage.."
No, the neighbour the OTHER side
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
No, the neighbour the OTHER side
I doubt Nadim Zahawi knows much about tax burdens.
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I doubt Nadim Zahawi knows much about tax burdens.
Aincha quite the gal!
January 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Aincha quite the gal!
"say you're concerned about environmental damage, without actually giving a fuck"
January 13, 2026 at 10:26 AM
"say you're concerned about environmental damage, without actually giving a fuck"
Ah shoot. I've the plastic fenders, so only about 65, give or take. I'm more 'Wanted, poorly, but mustn't grumble'
January 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Ah shoot. I've the plastic fenders, so only about 65, give or take. I'm more 'Wanted, poorly, but mustn't grumble'
As someone with autism I find it offensive that a complex and challenging condition is reduced to a handful of plastic accessories and some flexi joints. What next? Autistic Ken with nerdy glasses and a trainspotter log book?
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 AM
As someone with autism I find it offensive that a complex and challenging condition is reduced to a handful of plastic accessories and some flexi joints. What next? Autistic Ken with nerdy glasses and a trainspotter log book?
Same here, with similar vocal inflections: "Now, Stephen, have you finished your homework", "Why have I a piece of motorbike in the oven". That sort of thing.
January 11, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Same here, with similar vocal inflections: "Now, Stephen, have you finished your homework", "Why have I a piece of motorbike in the oven". That sort of thing.
Revenge is a dish best served still warm...
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Revenge is a dish best served still warm...
Christ. The massed bus passes of middle England unite!
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Christ. The massed bus passes of middle England unite!
Oof. Smoked eel. Apex fishmongery.
January 10, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Oof. Smoked eel. Apex fishmongery.
Not sure I'd even recognise my own tbh - like someone hoovered up a butcher's bin.
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Not sure I'd even recognise my own tbh - like someone hoovered up a butcher's bin.
I googled the lyrics to find a witty reply. What a pile of shite!
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I googled the lyrics to find a witty reply. What a pile of shite!