I guess 1984 being required reading in high school was just for shits and gigs

Haven’t seen a single billionaire divest themselves out of billionaire status.

Pretty bold of Sylvester Turner to fucking die in protest after Trump’s joint address. Finally Dems are taking action

Jeopardy contestant said he wanted to see less pop culture questions on the show since there’s a spin off about them. The last question was about Hawk Tuah girl’s shitcoin rug pull

The pole vaulting world record is going to keep getting broken until someone dies of falling too far down

Gene Hackman’s really died at 95 and not from old age

Its ironic that Trump’s security protection goes by the initials S.S.

Seeing Elon Musk taking questions in the Oval office makes me sick to my stomach

At this point, I’m going to be vegan because it’s just more cost effective

I’m on Bluesky now. I’m just trying to write some jokes here