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Redaction Bondi
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February 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Mark Kelly Records Video Telling Bartenders They Are Allowed to Refuse Hegseth's Orders
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Mark Kelly Records Video Telling Bartenders They Are Allowed to Refuse Hegseth's Orders
“Our laws are clear: you can refuse illegal orders,” he told the bartenders.
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February 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Dogs Vote
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February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Here's a speech from four hundred years ago that is relevant today. For the speech and intro, start about 20 minutes in. For some excellent convo, watch the whole thing.
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"There's Nothing I Enjoy More Than Acting In The Theater" - Ian McKellen EXTENDED INTERVIEW
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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February 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
There are two things to remember about all cryptocurrency. First, it was designed to launder money. Second, it is not backed by any government, meaning that no government will back it when it turns into air.
Cryptocrash
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Cryptocrash
Notes on an interesting day
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February 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
This isn't just an Indian poem, it's a poem for anyone who was ever jealous of a brother.

This is a Way Indian Poem
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This is a Way Indian Poem
poem as fiction, fiction as poem
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February 2, 2026 at 6:37 PM
SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, but still fun.

ICE application
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ICE application
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February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Trump Falls Into Coma During Screening of Melania’s Movie
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Trump Falls Into Coma During Screening of Melania’s Movie
Trump was unresponsive seven minutes into the screening.
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January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
A story about courage:
"We Are All Jews Here"
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"We Are All Jews Here"
On This Day in History: January 28
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January 28, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Reposted
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole
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Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole
Tom Homan said he would assume Greg Bovino's post but not his helmet.
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January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Eric Cantona Kicks a Nazi
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Eric Cantona Kicks a Nazi
On This Day in History: January 25
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January 26, 2026 at 5:14 AM
If only...
NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
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NATO Sprays Antipsychotic Medication in Airspace Over White House
Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere said, “We saw his letter to me as a cry for help.”
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January 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Pull quote:But this particular situation isn’t funny. It’s actually happening. And Trump is truly, tragically, frighteningly out of his mind.

Greenland?
Greenland?
Monty Python would have a field day
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January 20, 2026 at 1:21 PM
The author, despite his penchant for swearing, is a serious historian.

Jade Hameister Makes Trolls a Sandwich at South Pole
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Jade Hameister Makes Trolls a Sandwich at South Pole
On This Day in History: January 13
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January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If I ever knew this, I had forgotten. This is worth remembering. Also, Nixon should never have been pardoned without having been tried and found guilty.

"Tokyo Rose" is Pardoned
"Tokyo Rose" is Pardoned
On This Day in History: January 19
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January 19, 2026 at 2:26 PM
As always, Dave is hilarious.
Dear Hoosiers:
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Dear Hoosiers:
Welcome to Miami! Really.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Your Daily Cartoon(s)!
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Your Daily Cartoon(s)!
Twofer!
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January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Plush Toys
The logic is inescapable.
Plush Toys
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January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Woman Visits the Galápagos and All She Got Was This Exotic Eye Parasite - Gizmodo
I posted this just for the wonderful headline.
January 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
George W. Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History
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George W. Bush Celebrates No Longer Having Launched Dumbest War in U.S. History
CRAWFORD, TEXAS (The Borowitz Report)—Stating, “I never dreamed this day would come,” former President George W.
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January 7, 2026 at 5:53 AM
That Time the U.S. Did This in Guatemala
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That Time the U.S. Did This in Guatemala
Now it's about the oil. It used to be about the fruit.
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January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I spent a lot of time in Portland, myself. I really like this guy’s take on things.
PORTLAND, OR (2014) “That Trad Life”
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PORTLAND, OR (2014) “That Trad Life”
Zoomers are nostalgic for traditional gender roles.
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January 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM