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Steve
@stevecorbett.bsky.social
· Dec 1
saving up for a coffin
Boomer Democrats be like, "Rest in peace, Dick Cheney."
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Boomer Democrats be like, "Rest in peace, Dick Cheney."
the problem with the #Dodgers dynasty that a lot of people don't understand is baseball has a lot of unwritten rules, and of them is you're supposed to not try too hard to win every time
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the problem with the #Dodgers dynasty that a lot of people don't understand is baseball has a lot of unwritten rules, and of them is you're supposed to not try too hard to win every time
there's nothing I want more after a couple beers than a beer
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
there's nothing I want more after a couple beers than a beer
why is Instagram only showing my reels to women 25 to 44?
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
why is Instagram only showing my reels to women 25 to 44?
Bernie and AOC should have a fake falling out and fake prolonged beef where they constantly bicker and insult each other but then pretend to reluctantly agree on policy.
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Bernie and AOC should have a fake falling out and fake prolonged beef where they constantly bicker and insult each other but then pretend to reluctantly agree on policy.
Narrator: ...surviving on less than a dollar a day.
Americans: ... their credit card debt must be insane.
Americans: ... their credit card debt must be insane.
October 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Narrator: ...surviving on less than a dollar a day.
Americans: ... their credit card debt must be insane.
Americans: ... their credit card debt must be insane.
comeuppance's generation discrimination is nonexistent so punishment for boomer opulence will obviously manifest as millennial and zoomer austerity
October 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
comeuppance's generation discrimination is nonexistent so punishment for boomer opulence will obviously manifest as millennial and zoomer austerity
i don't look at the back of my hand that much, actually
September 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i don't look at the back of my hand that much, actually
it's my birthday year
September 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
it's my birthday year
Ooooooooh GROUND like 'grounded in reality' not like your news is 'ground up' like coffee beans
August 22, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ooooooooh GROUND like 'grounded in reality' not like your news is 'ground up' like coffee beans
i wanna troll my Chinese friends by visiting their unknown-to-Americans hometowns without saying anything
August 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
i wanna troll my Chinese friends by visiting their unknown-to-Americans hometowns without saying anything
we're about to get an entire generation of perfectly under-produced heartbreaking music
July 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
we're about to get an entire generation of perfectly under-produced heartbreaking music
I'm so over states having their own laws.
July 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'm so over states having their own laws.
Astros are stealing signs again.
July 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Astros are stealing signs again.
That, folks, is how ranked choice voting werks.
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
That, folks, is how ranked choice voting werks.
mindlessly trying to swipe right on Zohran Mamdani's wikipedia page
June 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
mindlessly trying to swipe right on Zohran Mamdani's wikipedia page
i write lolol to indicate that i actually made a noise when i loled
June 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
i write lolol to indicate that i actually made a noise when i loled
If I had beer in the fridge, I'd stay up until midnight and have a couple beers.
I don't. So I'm looking at 19:52 like, "Hmmm. A bit late to walk 10 minutes to the shop to grab a couple beers huh?"
I don't. So I'm looking at 19:52 like, "Hmmm. A bit late to walk 10 minutes to the shop to grab a couple beers huh?"
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
If I had beer in the fridge, I'd stay up until midnight and have a couple beers.
I don't. So I'm looking at 19:52 like, "Hmmm. A bit late to walk 10 minutes to the shop to grab a couple beers huh?"
I don't. So I'm looking at 19:52 like, "Hmmm. A bit late to walk 10 minutes to the shop to grab a couple beers huh?"
Wells Fargo should be advised that if they buy the postal service from the US government, it WILL be made public again in subsequent decades and it will be expropriated, not bought back.
May 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Wells Fargo should be advised that if they buy the postal service from the US government, it WILL be made public again in subsequent decades and it will be expropriated, not bought back.
shoulda made Ohtani Pope
May 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
shoulda made Ohtani Pope
Vivek Ramaswamy bailing before DOGE got going was real foresight
guy still sucks shit
guy still sucks shit
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Vivek Ramaswamy bailing before DOGE got going was real foresight
guy still sucks shit
guy still sucks shit
why do nice human drama shows always have to turn paranormal?
May 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
why do nice human drama shows always have to turn paranormal?
took hornet mitigation very seriously this year and I think I successfully eliminated a Murder Hornet queen.
had them all over last summer and don't ever want that again
had them all over last summer and don't ever want that again
May 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
took hornet mitigation very seriously this year and I think I successfully eliminated a Murder Hornet queen.
had them all over last summer and don't ever want that again
had them all over last summer and don't ever want that again