Steve
stevehand.bsky.social
Steve
@stevehand.bsky.social
95% lurker, 5% reply guy (but hopefully not one of THOSE reply guys)
Crosby is a Jack Russell, so not quite so rare 😅
December 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
He's my parents' dog but I'm pretty sure the breeder was based in the North of England
December 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Brutal...
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reminds me of this reddit post. Was not expecting Pablo's owner to have that accent when I opened it 😅

www.reddit.com/r/Catswhoyel...
From the Catswhoyell community on Reddit: Pablo has ZERO chill today
Explore this post and more from the Catswhoyell community
www.reddit.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you'll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go.

(Siegfried Sassoon)
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So the USPS only lost half as much as OpenAI this year?

But of course, you have to remember that OpenAI provide a much more useful service...

🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
The first one shouldn't. It's the common sense response of employers who care more about delivering than virtue signalling about being on board the latest tech hype train.
July 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What's this talk of different types of gravy? This some sort of down South thing? Sounds notiony to me...
July 4, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There's an entire subreddit dedicated to the glorious stupidity of black cats.

'It's a good job you're pretty' - we all say it to them sooner or later...
June 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
May 31, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Fair enough.

Sorry, had to find it. Otherwise, it would have annoyed me all day!

Maybe he overheard your parents 😅

(3:54) youtu.be/I6-Bjsc_ts0?...
jasper carrot insomnia
YouTube video by 3276aj
youtu.be
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I have memories of this being part of a Jasper Carrott stand-up bit about insomnia from the 80s?

A reliable witness, my memory ain't, though.
May 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Star Trek 3: The Search For Sock
May 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bi
The Parent Rap
Night of the Living Dad
May 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Every time my wife hands me her iPhone to do something for her while she's driving, within 20s I'll be thinking 'OMG there's no back button on this thing, I'm TRAPPED! Trapped forever...', guaranteed. 🙈
April 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Thanks! Really wasn't a bother in the end, though. Main thing was my sister was delighted with her birthday gift! ❤️
April 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
This caught me out, too! Fortunately, it wasn't much extra hassle to get it sent to Ireland and deliver it myself, but good to know for again.
April 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Ourobomog
April 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That 'clap emoji between each word' thing is also an unwelcome memory 🙈
March 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The UK and France should give Ukraine everything it needs to build its own nuclear weapons. That will change the tone of the negotiations.

If the US wants to 'play hardball' instead of following the rules, they need a taste of what that means for them.
March 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Now uninvite Trump!
March 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM