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Steve Hef
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Do You Think When You Act, Or Act Like You're Thinking?
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Here are my favourite 5 songs, released this year:
1. 77 - Billy Idol w/ Avril Lavigne
2. Nobody Likes Your Girlfriend - Nate Smith & Hardy
3. Walking Through Fire - The Darkness
4. Have You Ever Been Lonely - Blackstone Cherry
5. Troubadour Moon - Wildhearts
Give 'em a listen!
Chad Kroeger from Nickelback loves appearing in #Nativity plays.
He's been the Inn Keeper, a Shepherd, Even The Front End Of The Donkey.
But...
He's Never Made It As A Wise Man.....
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December 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
DON'T GO TO EAST 17'S HOUSE AT CHRISTMAS!
You'll never be able to leave.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This is your yearly reminder, that 'Love Actually' is NOT a family film.
#1stDecember
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December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Football Is A Cunt.
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Football Is A Cunt.
November 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What I've noticed about Tottenham, is that they can't play out from the back. They can't play through the middle, They can't play out to the wings. They can't counter attack and they can't play it over the top.
Other than that they're perfect.
#TOTCHE
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
As it's that time of year.
This is my annual post on other socials, for #Halloween
First time here!
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Arsenal are the First team, EVER.
To win The Premier League.
Win The Champions League.
Win The Carabao Cup.
AND
Beat Chelsea's record for the fewest goals conceded, in a season.
ALL BEFORE THE END OF OCTOBER!

(If the media are to be believed)
October 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Tottenham, going forward, are like one of my cats.
Completely, toothless.
#CarabaoCup
#NEWTOT
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Guess I was wrong.
Oh, well.
We all know it's gonna finish 2-2.
Can everyone just hurry up, please?
#EVETOT
October 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We all know it's gonna finish 2-2.
Can everyone just hurry up, please?
#EVETOT
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW!
#EVETOT
#COYS
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October 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
@justjohnny1882.bsky.social
Happy Birthday, young man.
I hope your day has been filled with booze and boobs.
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October 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Tim Westwood is a massive wrong 'un?
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October 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Spitting Image have nailed him, haven't they?
October 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Tottenham Hotspur are Ridiculous.
September 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This time last week, I was in Resus, being given an emergency blood transfusion.
Today, I'm at home, slowly recovering.
Happy to have survived.
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Daughter got me a new controller, to help me PlayStation, during my recovery.
September 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What's that? Playing, at home, to a team with zero points and a chance to go second?
Only one thing can happen, tonight.
#TOTWOL
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September 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
My new 'diet' is to have no:
Alcohol
Caffine
Fried Food
Spicy Food
Citrus Fruits
Garlic
Fizzy Drinks.

This is going to be fun.
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September 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
That Website 'Retroshite' that raffles off shit cars, from the 70s, 80s & 90s, have a very good one on offer, at the moment.
@justjohnny1882.bsky.social

retroshite.com/competition/...
Volkswagen Golf GTI 20V Turbo | Retroshite
It's a mk2 VW Golf GTi!A classic hot hatch could be yours on Retroshite, a true icon of the early 90's, a standout example of the much loved Hot Hatch than defined a generation. With its classic lines...
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September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Why is the most dull, going to end 0-0, London Derby on Television?

#FULBRE
September 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Chelsea Are Funny.
#MUNCHE
September 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM