Steve in BA 🧑🍳🌊🌊🌊🍸
@steveinba.bsky.social
Okie, farmer, last Democrat in Oklahoma, trim carpenter 🪚 Culinary Arts degree, Chef with Marriot for 8 years, still Running up that hill . Nothing really matters, anyone can see... Nothing really matters to meeee
Any way
The wind blows
Any way
The wind blows
It's 30 degrees outside, my farmcat meowing at the door, he has a deluxe cat blanket and heating blanket
I smell a power move.
I smell a power move.
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It's 30 degrees outside, my farmcat meowing at the door, he has a deluxe cat blanket and heating blanket
I smell a power move.
I smell a power move.
It won't be long
We will be ordering a hot cup of water, some crackers.
Then squirting ketchup in it
Listening to Jazz, sleeping in a gunny sack
Ik. But I never thought I'd eat a mouse
We will be ordering a hot cup of water, some crackers.
Then squirting ketchup in it
Listening to Jazz, sleeping in a gunny sack
Ik. But I never thought I'd eat a mouse
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It won't be long
We will be ordering a hot cup of water, some crackers.
Then squirting ketchup in it
Listening to Jazz, sleeping in a gunny sack
Ik. But I never thought I'd eat a mouse
We will be ordering a hot cup of water, some crackers.
Then squirting ketchup in it
Listening to Jazz, sleeping in a gunny sack
Ik. But I never thought I'd eat a mouse
It's Nov 1 do you know where you know where your Huskies and Snowshoes are hoser.
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It's Nov 1 do you know where you know where your Huskies and Snowshoes are hoser.
Oklahoma Sooners
Just a mild heart attack today,? Thanks, I guess
Just a mild heart attack today,? Thanks, I guess
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oklahoma Sooners
Just a mild heart attack today,? Thanks, I guess
Just a mild heart attack today,? Thanks, I guess
I'm feeling the spark of adventure, they said it couldn't be done, so they didn't try..
Not me,
Turkey and dumplings
Sirachi sauce on the side
Time to man up
Not me,
Turkey and dumplings
Sirachi sauce on the side
Time to man up
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I'm feeling the spark of adventure, they said it couldn't be done, so they didn't try..
Not me,
Turkey and dumplings
Sirachi sauce on the side
Time to man up
Not me,
Turkey and dumplings
Sirachi sauce on the side
Time to man up
Remember the less fortunate this thanksgiving weekend, it's a yearly thing
Furry friends have it tough
Furry friends have it tough
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Remember the less fortunate this thanksgiving weekend, it's a yearly thing
Furry friends have it tough
Furry friends have it tough
I'm the guy that cooked everything. You people don't get it , that Turkey 🦃
It was homicide on the street,
Me: look turkey ,we can talk about this,
Turkey: I'm not getting older if I turkey trot in that oven
Me: look I get it, nobody is pretending your not tasty.
Me: crying, peeling potatoes
It was homicide on the street,
Me: look turkey ,we can talk about this,
Turkey: I'm not getting older if I turkey trot in that oven
Me: look I get it, nobody is pretending your not tasty.
Me: crying, peeling potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I'm the guy that cooked everything. You people don't get it , that Turkey 🦃
It was homicide on the street,
Me: look turkey ,we can talk about this,
Turkey: I'm not getting older if I turkey trot in that oven
Me: look I get it, nobody is pretending your not tasty.
Me: crying, peeling potatoes
It was homicide on the street,
Me: look turkey ,we can talk about this,
Turkey: I'm not getting older if I turkey trot in that oven
Me: look I get it, nobody is pretending your not tasty.
Me: crying, peeling potatoes
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November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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I cooked a Turkey today
All the fixings, disturbing how many my nephews friends showed up, here's the thing, culinary major, made plenty, subconsciously knowing they would come,,oh x files
Annddd they came last year
Funny how Nuclear families
Dissipate, and they come here .
Everyone is welcome,
All the fixings, disturbing how many my nephews friends showed up, here's the thing, culinary major, made plenty, subconsciously knowing they would come,,oh x files
Annddd they came last year
Funny how Nuclear families
Dissipate, and they come here .
Everyone is welcome,
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I cooked a Turkey today
All the fixings, disturbing how many my nephews friends showed up, here's the thing, culinary major, made plenty, subconsciously knowing they would come,,oh x files
Annddd they came last year
Funny how Nuclear families
Dissipate, and they come here .
Everyone is welcome,
All the fixings, disturbing how many my nephews friends showed up, here's the thing, culinary major, made plenty, subconsciously knowing they would come,,oh x files
Annddd they came last year
Funny how Nuclear families
Dissipate, and they come here .
Everyone is welcome,
School boy, dunce cap
Is dictator of America
How on Earth 🌎 did this happen???? While my guitar gently weeps..
Is dictator of America
How on Earth 🌎 did this happen???? While my guitar gently weeps..
a man playing a guitar on stage with the words " while my guitar gently weeps " below him
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November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
School boy, dunce cap
Is dictator of America
How on Earth 🌎 did this happen???? While my guitar gently weeps..
Is dictator of America
How on Earth 🌎 did this happen???? While my guitar gently weeps..
All things from the land of China,, Jason,It's Major Chou and delicious chicken
Are you simple, I feel like I'm carrying you here
Are you simple, I feel like I'm carrying you here
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
All things from the land of China,, Jason,It's Major Chou and delicious chicken
Are you simple, I feel like I'm carrying you here
Are you simple, I feel like I'm carrying you here
Just me, but has anyone seen those big circular wheels of Italian Parmesan cheese and thought
I 🤔 how much that would cost? Would it fit in the fridge? Would hot Italian women in my area, flock to my kitchen? Bon jorno Attiene
Turn the fan on high
I 🤔 how much that would cost? Would it fit in the fridge? Would hot Italian women in my area, flock to my kitchen? Bon jorno Attiene
Turn the fan on high
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Just me, but has anyone seen those big circular wheels of Italian Parmesan cheese and thought
I 🤔 how much that would cost? Would it fit in the fridge? Would hot Italian women in my area, flock to my kitchen? Bon jorno Attiene
Turn the fan on high
I 🤔 how much that would cost? Would it fit in the fridge? Would hot Italian women in my area, flock to my kitchen? Bon jorno Attiene
Turn the fan on high
What would Jesus do, friend,
Probably slap me around warning ⚠️ bme Sharknado
Ride in off on a burro
Probably slap me around warning ⚠️ bme Sharknado
Ride in off on a burro
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
What would Jesus do, friend,
Probably slap me around warning ⚠️ bme Sharknado
Ride in off on a burro
Probably slap me around warning ⚠️ bme Sharknado
Ride in off on a burro
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"Life is unfair." -- JFK
Tatiana Schlossberg gives birth and learns she is dying of leukemia. Read and mourn.
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Tatiana Schlossberg gives birth and learns she is dying of leukemia. Read and mourn.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Life is unfair." -- JFK
Tatiana Schlossberg gives birth and learns she is dying of leukemia. Read and mourn.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
Tatiana Schlossberg gives birth and learns she is dying of leukemia. Read and mourn.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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November 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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@timcushing.bsky.social
Had to check your starter pack, quint, parker malloy
All 👍 some new critters to evaluate, but the written opinion, the old saw
Facebook people you know and don't want to talk to
Blue sky people you don't know and want to talk to
Had to check your starter pack, quint, parker malloy
All 👍 some new critters to evaluate, but the written opinion, the old saw
Facebook people you know and don't want to talk to
Blue sky people you don't know and want to talk to
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
@timcushing.bsky.social
Had to check your starter pack, quint, parker malloy
All 👍 some new critters to evaluate, but the written opinion, the old saw
Facebook people you know and don't want to talk to
Blue sky people you don't know and want to talk to
Had to check your starter pack, quint, parker malloy
All 👍 some new critters to evaluate, but the written opinion, the old saw
Facebook people you know and don't want to talk to
Blue sky people you don't know and want to talk to
@timcushing.bsky.social
Off the record, Steve stuff
Who was the first writer to use the word Buxom
Oxford dictionary says
Large in an attractive way like a large breasts, seriously 😒
Creepy , we can do better, wait
Steve jogged by Kim,she nodded at his buxom loin.
Maybe 🤔 leave it alone.
Off the record, Steve stuff
Who was the first writer to use the word Buxom
Oxford dictionary says
Large in an attractive way like a large breasts, seriously 😒
Creepy , we can do better, wait
Steve jogged by Kim,she nodded at his buxom loin.
Maybe 🤔 leave it alone.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
@timcushing.bsky.social
Off the record, Steve stuff
Who was the first writer to use the word Buxom
Oxford dictionary says
Large in an attractive way like a large breasts, seriously 😒
Creepy , we can do better, wait
Steve jogged by Kim,she nodded at his buxom loin.
Maybe 🤔 leave it alone.
Off the record, Steve stuff
Who was the first writer to use the word Buxom
Oxford dictionary says
Large in an attractive way like a large breasts, seriously 😒
Creepy , we can do better, wait
Steve jogged by Kim,she nodded at his buxom loin.
Maybe 🤔 leave it alone.
Was a big Twitters guy, dabble here, I foolishly followed a Blue sky female who is now texting me like we did it last night. I would never do it, but bought a package of Oscar meir,
Me, chatAI, Oscar Meir,
Broken arrow,drift.
Me, chatAI, Oscar Meir,
Broken arrow,drift.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Was a big Twitters guy, dabble here, I foolishly followed a Blue sky female who is now texting me like we did it last night. I would never do it, but bought a package of Oscar meir,
Me, chatAI, Oscar Meir,
Broken arrow,drift.
Me, chatAI, Oscar Meir,
Broken arrow,drift.
Me: it's agent gobble
NSA: go
Me: have acquired subject
NSA: noted
Me: it's 3:05 CDT beginning
Project Brine, cease
NSA: go
Me: have acquired subject
NSA: noted
Me: it's 3:05 CDT beginning
Project Brine, cease
November 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me: it's agent gobble
NSA: go
Me: have acquired subject
NSA: noted
Me: it's 3:05 CDT beginning
Project Brine, cease
NSA: go
Me: have acquired subject
NSA: noted
Me: it's 3:05 CDT beginning
Project Brine, cease
@davidcorn.bsky.social she pulled the Frank card
Go fish
Go fish
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
@davidcorn.bsky.social she pulled the Frank card
Go fish
Go fish
I'm tired couldn't sleep turned the TV on just to see
And Sharknado is on
I know
But it's still on
It's still on
And Sharknado is on
I know
But it's still on
It's still on
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm tired couldn't sleep turned the TV on just to see
And Sharknado is on
I know
But it's still on
It's still on
And Sharknado is on
I know
But it's still on
It's still on
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If I say "of course Aristotle Onassis was right on top of a hot mom on the rebound", no one cares, but if I say Charlie Kirk looked like a vampire water fountain, people want me to never hold a job again
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If I say "of course Aristotle Onassis was right on top of a hot mom on the rebound", no one cares, but if I say Charlie Kirk looked like a vampire water fountain, people want me to never hold a job again
@astrokatie.com hi Katie
Your friend Steve
At night I dream I'm in the high Rockies, skiing, I breathe it's crisp,,,
Oh shit, it's a chat bot
It babbling about something I can't hear
But Katie, I know what to do
DOS Commands
Hey chat bot C:/ make myday
Your friend Steve
At night I dream I'm in the high Rockies, skiing, I breathe it's crisp,,,
Oh shit, it's a chat bot
It babbling about something I can't hear
But Katie, I know what to do
DOS Commands
Hey chat bot C:/ make myday
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
@astrokatie.com hi Katie
Your friend Steve
At night I dream I'm in the high Rockies, skiing, I breathe it's crisp,,,
Oh shit, it's a chat bot
It babbling about something I can't hear
But Katie, I know what to do
DOS Commands
Hey chat bot C:/ make myday
Your friend Steve
At night I dream I'm in the high Rockies, skiing, I breathe it's crisp,,,
Oh shit, it's a chat bot
It babbling about something I can't hear
But Katie, I know what to do
DOS Commands
Hey chat bot C:/ make myday
@jilldlawrence.bsky.social great stuff Jill as always
It's my Goldfish so scared
Not I'll flush them scared
But everyday goldfish concerns,
1) will Steve clean the tank today?
2) oh shit,no way,fuck, it is a cat, I'm googling fentanyl
3) I saw this coming, does Steve know dude fish sticks?????
It's my Goldfish so scared
Not I'll flush them scared
But everyday goldfish concerns,
1) will Steve clean the tank today?
2) oh shit,no way,fuck, it is a cat, I'm googling fentanyl
3) I saw this coming, does Steve know dude fish sticks?????
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@jilldlawrence.bsky.social great stuff Jill as always
It's my Goldfish so scared
Not I'll flush them scared
But everyday goldfish concerns,
1) will Steve clean the tank today?
2) oh shit,no way,fuck, it is a cat, I'm googling fentanyl
3) I saw this coming, does Steve know dude fish sticks?????
It's my Goldfish so scared
Not I'll flush them scared
But everyday goldfish concerns,
1) will Steve clean the tank today?
2) oh shit,no way,fuck, it is a cat, I'm googling fentanyl
3) I saw this coming, does Steve know dude fish sticks?????
@felicityjack8.bsky.social with pleasure
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@felicityjack8.bsky.social with pleasure