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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler

@stevejuggler.bsky.social

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Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · Sep 2

My 4 Stand-Up sets from #ComedyKaraoke at #EdinburghFringe will be premiered at 7pm over the next 4 days (Wed-Sat) on my YouTube Channel. They are approx 8mins long and feature me telling music puns and one-liners followed by me singing a fave song.

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 1h

I was almost picked to be Electrician of the Year, but I didn’t get enough volts.

#LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 1d

My vehicle keeps attracting all the fallen leaves. It’s an Autumn-mobile.

#LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 2d

Wrote a song called “Caged Bird”.

I’m going to release it next week. #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 3d

The Ninja Turtles are petrified and haven’t come out their lair for months.

It’s their cower bunker. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 4d

The Director of Citizen Kane wanted to add water features to all his films.

“Awesome Wells?”

“That’s the fella!” #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 5d

ME: How did I get caught so quickly when playing hide & seek with Huckleberry Finn and his friends?

MARK: “Tom saw ya!” #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 8d

Got into a heated argument with a friend about whether gammon and ham are the same food. In the end, we agreed to meat halfway. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 9d

To find the best plumber in your area, try Dripadvisor.com #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 10d

The absent-minded Band Leader forgot his stick, so he made random gestures and shouted at his Orchestra.

I don’t think he should conduct himself like that. #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 11d

Asked 2 friends to leap up and down while I played football.

I had jumpers for goalposts. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 12d

When trying to impersonate small horses, I’m apparently being too extrovert.

I wish I could be a little Shire. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · Sep 4

If you would like to dance, but are unable to kick your legs above your head, then join me in doing the Can’t Can’t. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 29d

I wrote a review stating that music players are all the same.

Sorry I shouldn’t stereotype. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 25d

“This hand-dryer will only stop working when you remove your hands.”

Seems a bit extreme. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 13d

Now I know my main audience on Social Media are people who would like Botox, I’m hoping to uncrease my followers. #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 14d

Created a sparkly toilet seat, but people thought it looked bog standard. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 14d

Bought 2 bookshelves. One was already made up, so I’ll use the other one for my non-fiction books. #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 16d

I hope I’ll never get over my tree hugging fetish. Touch wood…
#LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · Sep 3

If you're needing some haemorrhoid cream, I’ve got piles! #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 28d

My previous girlfriend keeps popping round to borrow cables.

“Ex tension?”

“No, we get on fine”. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 17d

I think I lost the Miniature War Painting Competition because whenever I made a tiny mistake, I would just gloss all over it. #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 19d

The Singer of “White Wedding” is refusing to do any work, and is just sitting around the house in his underwear. It's Billy idle. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 20d

The animal hospital for our feathered friends with extra body parts has just opened a new wing. #LunchPun

Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 21d

Couldn't get any reception in the Forest until I switched to Tree-Mobile. #LunchPun

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Stevie Vegas aka Steve the Juggler @stevejuggler.bsky.social · 22d

Adding a few final touches to Ironing Monthly Magazine, then it will be hot off the press. #LunchPun

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