Steve Louise
@stevelouise.bsky.social
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Steve Louise
@stevelouise.bsky.social
· Feb 6
It's time I cash out my 401k and buy that McDonalds franchise that denied me a job when I was 16.
Everyone hates daylights savings times. We should actively punish everyone so that we all have to do something we don't like.
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Everyone hates daylights savings times. We should actively punish everyone so that we all have to do something we don't like.
I planted a shumard oak tree in my front yard today
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I planted a shumard oak tree in my front yard today
What will the jokes be about? Texas Trust CU theater is such a god awful venue. No idea how to move these cars. Show started at 7:30. Can't get in to see John Mulaney. I thought I was going to be early.
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
What will the jokes be about? Texas Trust CU theater is such a god awful venue. No idea how to move these cars. Show started at 7:30. Can't get in to see John Mulaney. I thought I was going to be early.
We got here at 7:20, been in car line to park to see John Mulaney at what has to be the worst venue in Texas. Texas Trust CU Theater. Terrible place. Awful business. Completely inept. Still over ½ mile away from the parking lot
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We got here at 7:20, been in car line to park to see John Mulaney at what has to be the worst venue in Texas. Texas Trust CU Theater. Terrible place. Awful business. Completely inept. Still over ½ mile away from the parking lot
Trump Administration Cuts Cyberdefense Even as Threats Grow - The New York Times share.google/uzgFPJPZBOmN...
October 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Trump Administration Cuts Cyberdefense Even as Threats Grow - The New York Times share.google/uzgFPJPZBOmN...
diep.io says: "use your right mouse button to shoot your other shot." Yeah, thanks guys, I'm playing on mobile.
diep.io
Survive and shoot at others while trying to keep your own tank alive!
diep.io
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
diep.io says: "use your right mouse button to shoot your other shot." Yeah, thanks guys, I'm playing on mobile.
Sometimes my wife and I will talk about intimate details.
U kno, sex.
If we disagree, I'll tell her, "whatever, ur probably a virgin!"
It's never not funny.
U kno, sex.
If we disagree, I'll tell her, "whatever, ur probably a virgin!"
It's never not funny.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sometimes my wife and I will talk about intimate details.
U kno, sex.
If we disagree, I'll tell her, "whatever, ur probably a virgin!"
It's never not funny.
U kno, sex.
If we disagree, I'll tell her, "whatever, ur probably a virgin!"
It's never not funny.
A grease gun but for toothpaste.
#mechanics
#mechanics
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A grease gun but for toothpaste.
#mechanics
#mechanics
Holy cow, helldivers on linux is working good, and it recognizes my microphpne! This is far and above what it was doing in March!
October 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Holy cow, helldivers on linux is working good, and it recognizes my microphpne! This is far and above what it was doing in March!
Hellsivers 2 game guard finally stopped working for me on windows.
It works on debian linux, though.
It works on debian linux, though.
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hellsivers 2 game guard finally stopped working for me on windows.
It works on debian linux, though.
It works on debian linux, though.
This is making me want to play Morrowind again. Maybe this time I'll complete it without Caius Cosades. Going the FAME route
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is making me want to play Morrowind again. Maybe this time I'll complete it without Caius Cosades. Going the FAME route
My melon this year.
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My melon this year.
I wish I loved water as much as my dog does.
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wish I loved water as much as my dog does.
The Chair Compqny episode 1 was hilarious. Watched it last night with my wife.
Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin are unstoppable!
Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin are unstoppable!
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Chair Compqny episode 1 was hilarious. Watched it last night with my wife.
Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin are unstoppable!
Tim Robinson & Zach Kanin are unstoppable!
It's time to start distance running again. I wonder if I'll finish all of Tolkien this season?
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's time to start distance running again. I wonder if I'll finish all of Tolkien this season?
Atheists should put this in their back pocket for when the fascists arrest them and put them on trial for being "anti-christian."
October 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Atheists should put this in their back pocket for when the fascists arrest them and put them on trial for being "anti-christian."
How tf can a country have unmanned airtraffic controller towers and also a strong economy?
Is AI manning the towers yet? Would a pilot trust an AI?
Is AI manning the towers yet? Would a pilot trust an AI?
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How tf can a country have unmanned airtraffic controller towers and also a strong economy?
Is AI manning the towers yet? Would a pilot trust an AI?
Is AI manning the towers yet? Would a pilot trust an AI?
I gave my pothos at work fertilizer. Its new growth has leaves 2x the size as before, and the vine's girth is likely 2x in circumference.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I gave my pothos at work fertilizer. Its new growth has leaves 2x the size as before, and the vine's girth is likely 2x in circumference.
I'm scared.
I'm scared.
Brothers, Maud'Dib can't actually see "many different futures!" He's just using his imagination! The spice isn't giving foresight, it's just making him really good at science and engineering!
September 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Brothers, Maud'Dib can't actually see "many different futures!" He's just using his imagination! The spice isn't giving foresight, it's just making him really good at science and engineering!
Real question: Why are our soldiers attacking us?
September 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Real question: Why are our soldiers attacking us?
My basil has friends visiting
August 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My basil has friends visiting
Are you telling me a Wang cooked this Chung?
August 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Are you telling me a Wang cooked this Chung?
Restocking vending machines?
Instead of lickng the cans, try spitting on a napkin and wiping it on the cans to hide what you're doing.
As a bonus, bystanders will also think you're cleaning them before placing them in the machine!
Instead of lickng the cans, try spitting on a napkin and wiping it on the cans to hide what you're doing.
As a bonus, bystanders will also think you're cleaning them before placing them in the machine!
August 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Restocking vending machines?
Instead of lickng the cans, try spitting on a napkin and wiping it on the cans to hide what you're doing.
As a bonus, bystanders will also think you're cleaning them before placing them in the machine!
Instead of lickng the cans, try spitting on a napkin and wiping it on the cans to hide what you're doing.
As a bonus, bystanders will also think you're cleaning them before placing them in the machine!
"I know it very well, and Venezuela is right now being run by a dictator," said Trump, the dictator.
August 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
"I know it very well, and Venezuela is right now being run by a dictator," said Trump, the dictator.
The discover feed is down.
Suddenly, I feel 15% happier?
Suddenly, I feel 15% happier?
August 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The discover feed is down.
Suddenly, I feel 15% happier?
Suddenly, I feel 15% happier?