Doesn’t Trump know FIFA bought his ‘Peace Prize’ off eBay for $47.00 (plus postage and packing) - thing is completely meaningless! #r4today
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Doesn’t Trump know FIFA bought his ‘Peace Prize’ off eBay for $47.00 (plus postage and packing) - thing is completely meaningless! #r4today
5th December is Krampusnacht - where you tell naughty children demons will visit them under cover of darkness and torment them (this isn’t in the least traumatising apparently)! #Newsnight #TheArchers
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 PM
5th December is Krampusnacht - where you tell naughty children demons will visit them under cover of darkness and torment them (this isn’t in the least traumatising apparently)! #Newsnight #TheArchers
World Cup Draw today (5.00pm UK time)! This mathematical formula explains how FIFA allocates teams to particular pots and why teams can’t be drawn against each other etc! Should help everyone follow the process! #wato
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
World Cup Draw today (5.00pm UK time)! This mathematical formula explains how FIFA allocates teams to particular pots and why teams can’t be drawn against each other etc! Should help everyone follow the process! #wato
Wonder if Farage knows his typical followers all have box sets of every show he just slagged off and frequently post on social media about how they wish the BBC still made programmes like these “before they went all politically correct with that Gary Lineker!”? #bbcpm #bbcqt
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Right wing daftie Farage clearly doesn’t understand satire (any show with Alf Garnett) nor does he realise Bernard Manning wasn’t a BBC artiste - in fact - he was de facto banned! BBC response to Farage must be “shut up you tart!” #bbcpm
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Right wing daftie Farage clearly doesn’t understand satire (any show with Alf Garnett) nor does he realise Bernard Manning wasn’t a BBC artiste - in fact - he was de facto banned! BBC response to Farage must be “shut up you tart!” #bbcpm
This ex Tory MP was interested in pulling tractors - ‘just look at the size of those tyres’! #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This ex Tory MP was interested in pulling tractors - ‘just look at the size of those tyres’! #TheArchers
Fans of #TheArchers might like family fun movie Love Lies Bleeding - now on Netflix! *family fun movie contains scenes of sex and violence and is not suitable for children
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fans of #TheArchers might like family fun movie Love Lies Bleeding - now on Netflix! *family fun movie contains scenes of sex and violence and is not suitable for children
Political daftie and all round Z lister Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform and it hardly gets a mention in the media - BBC West Midlands only outfit going big on it! Reform falling in the polls now (they peaked too soon) and yet another failed Tory joining only provokes a ‘Meh’ at best! #wato
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Political daftie and all round Z lister Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform and it hardly gets a mention in the media - BBC West Midlands only outfit going big on it! Reform falling in the polls now (they peaked too soon) and yet another failed Tory joining only provokes a ‘Meh’ at best! #wato
These things actually exist but I’ve no confidence in them regardless #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
These things actually exist but I’ve no confidence in them regardless #TheArchers
30th November - St Andrew’s Day! Celebrate with a quick homemade Haggis - empty a tin of dogfood into a condom, heat in the microwave, serve and enjoy (I’m vegetarian so will be sticking with shortbread)! #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
30th November - St Andrew’s Day! Celebrate with a quick homemade Haggis - empty a tin of dogfood into a condom, heat in the microwave, serve and enjoy (I’m vegetarian so will be sticking with shortbread)! #TheArchers
30th November - First Sunday of Advent #TheArchers
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
30th November - First Sunday of Advent #TheArchers
Fleetwood Mac style fallouts at the Your Party Conference with Jeremy Corbyn (pictured) throwing his guitar at Zara Sultana during a performance of Rhiannon resulting in Sultana storming off the stage (or something like that)! The party is a joke! #bbcpm
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fleetwood Mac style fallouts at the Your Party Conference with Jeremy Corbyn (pictured) throwing his guitar at Zara Sultana during a performance of Rhiannon resulting in Sultana storming off the stage (or something like that)! The party is a joke! #bbcpm
27th November - Thanksgiving in the USA! “We like the cookies!” ‘We have these and later - President Trump’ “We like the cookies!” #wato #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
27th November - Thanksgiving in the USA! “We like the cookies!” ‘We have these and later - President Trump’ “We like the cookies!” #wato #TheArchers
Wonder if Amol Rajan knows it’s 10 years since Benefits Street was on the air! Back then he was still in short trousers and Gummy Humphrys was presenting #r4today
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Wonder if Amol Rajan knows it’s 10 years since Benefits Street was on the air! Back then he was still in short trousers and Gummy Humphrys was presenting #r4today
7 - The Metro is part of The Daily Mail stable and has a negative headline too
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
7 - The Metro is part of The Daily Mail stable and has a negative headline too
Blurb up for 2nd January 2026 and one thing is certain - someone is going to be hooked up to that hospital thing that bleeps (as all inhabitants of Ambridge must be at one time or another - it’s like a local by law)! #TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Blurb up for 2nd January 2026 and one thing is certain - someone is going to be hooked up to that hospital thing that bleeps (as all inhabitants of Ambridge must be at one time or another - it’s like a local by law)! #TheArchers
“You know what they put on the news instead of analysis?” ‘What?’ “Snide!” ‘Goddamn!’ “I seen ‘em do it man, they drown ‘em in it. Chris Mason pouring snide all over the news instead of analysis!” #wato
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“You know what they put on the news instead of analysis?” ‘What?’ “Snide!” ‘Goddamn!’ “I seen ‘em do it man, they drown ‘em in it. Chris Mason pouring snide all over the news instead of analysis!” #wato
