Steven G
@stevencal03.bsky.social
Stephen Miller has been calling all the shots and composing all the tweets. He's basically running the show for Donnie.
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Stephen Miller has been calling all the shots and composing all the tweets. He's basically running the show for Donnie.
Seems like he read the room and saw that he had to say something about it being a tragedy. But that's as far as he could go, before assigning blame on everybody else and not himself.
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Seems like he read the room and saw that he had to say something about it being a tragedy. But that's as far as he could go, before assigning blame on everybody else and not himself.
Arrest of cooks forthcoming
January 26, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Arrest of cooks forthcoming
Maybe he's talking about his interactions with Trump?
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Maybe he's talking about his interactions with Trump?
Ever since he joined Team Trump, he's gone completely dead in the eyes. I wonder how much he got for his soul?
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Ever since he joined Team Trump, he's gone completely dead in the eyes. I wonder how much he got for his soul?
The table in question
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The table in question
This would be like getting a note from my mother saying I'm no longer invited to eat the liver she cooked.
January 23, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This would be like getting a note from my mother saying I'm no longer invited to eat the liver she cooked.
You just know that Trump is pissed that this hearing is being broadcast. These things always come back to bite him in the ass.
January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
You just know that Trump is pissed that this hearing is being broadcast. These things always come back to bite him in the ass.
Moskowitz is so good at this.
January 22, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Moskowitz is so good at this.
Agreed. And you know Newton's doing something right when Trump's afraid to have him speak.
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Agreed. And you know Newton's doing something right when Trump's afraid to have him speak.
49.8% versus 48.3%
That's Trump's definition of "winning by a LANDSLIDE!"
That's Trump's definition of "winning by a LANDSLIDE!"
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
49.8% versus 48.3%
That's Trump's definition of "winning by a LANDSLIDE!"
That's Trump's definition of "winning by a LANDSLIDE!"
"We're looking into, maybe possibly, eating fewer danishes"
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 PM
"We're looking into, maybe possibly, eating fewer danishes"
Strikingly similar to his comments backstage at Miss Teen USA:
"I want a piece. But won't give it. You have a choice. You can say yes and I will be very appreciative, or you can say no and I will grab you by the crotch anyway"
"I want a piece. But won't give it. You have a choice. You can say yes and I will be very appreciative, or you can say no and I will grab you by the crotch anyway"
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Strikingly similar to his comments backstage at Miss Teen USA:
"I want a piece. But won't give it. You have a choice. You can say yes and I will be very appreciative, or you can say no and I will grab you by the crotch anyway"
"I want a piece. But won't give it. You have a choice. You can say yes and I will be very appreciative, or you can say no and I will grab you by the crotch anyway"
Yep. Anytime the market goes down sharply, it's automatically assumed Trump said/did something stupid
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Yep. Anytime the market goes down sharply, it's automatically assumed Trump said/did something stupid
Honestly, Trump wouldn't care about that
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Honestly, Trump wouldn't care about that
Dude thinks he's buying a car.
January 21, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Dude thinks he's buying a car.
Lucknick is that coked up corporate guy in the '80s who never stopped being that coked up guy.
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Lucknick is that coked up corporate guy in the '80s who never stopped being that coked up guy.
Now do China and solar, Donnie.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Now do China and solar, Donnie.
I made that argument on Twitter during Trump's first term. "If we follow biblical protocol, then adulterers like Trump should be stoned to death."
I got a visit from the Secret Service two weeks later.
I got a visit from the Secret Service two weeks later.
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I made that argument on Twitter during Trump's first term. "If we follow biblical protocol, then adulterers like Trump should be stoned to death."
I got a visit from the Secret Service two weeks later.
I got a visit from the Secret Service two weeks later.
I'll bet Byron's had this date circled on his calendar for quite some time. The day he gets the most air time.
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I'll bet Byron's had this date circled on his calendar for quite some time. The day he gets the most air time.
It can't even run OUR government.
January 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It can't even run OUR government.
Donald Trump is Syrup of ipecac in human form
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Donald Trump is Syrup of ipecac in human form
Being polite and nice hasn't done shit for us. We'll talk the way what we want to talk in this apocalyptic bullshit world Republicans have put us in.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Being polite and nice hasn't done shit for us. We'll talk the way what we want to talk in this apocalyptic bullshit world Republicans have put us in.
Can just ONE reporter ask him to name the eight wars he's ended? But they never do.
January 9, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Can just ONE reporter ask him to name the eight wars he's ended? But they never do.